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If they wanted really make it realistic, they should have shown the dinosaurs in the same pen as the goats. They would each have one in their mouth. The dinosaur pen would be empty except for some hay and shredded wood.
 
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adopting the new Disneyworld model apparently.

Signs posted at the gate.

*** DO NOT FEED THE RAPTORS***

Could have a future lawsuit here
 
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I really hope someone starts an @TheFakeKenHam twitter account. Maybe he could hang out with @Tomma_Jurch.
 
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I couldn't find the water park or roller coasters.

Think Ill just keep driving north to King's Island next time.
 
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Does he explain the aquatic life too...you know since some are fresh water and some salt so how did they survive, or how Noah must have known about microbacteria.

Or that there's no sedimentary evidence of a great flood
....."is built upon the famous Ordovician rocks of the Cincinnati Arch, which span millions of years of the later Ordovician. If you poke around the slopes all around the area (as I have often), you will find hundreds of finely laminated layers of shales and limestones, each full of delicate fossils of trilobites and bryozoans and brachiopods preserved in life position that could never have been disturbed by flood waters—and each layer of hundreds represents another community of marine organisms that grew and lived and then was gently buried in fine silts and clays. There is no possibility these hundreds of individual layers of delicately preserved fossils were deposited in a single "Noah's flood." (Prothero 2007: pp. 62)"

Anyway, my actual point..... 18 million is tax payer subsidy...wonder if there are any other things in KY we could have spent that on. Our world could probably know how to teleport by now...but this is what we invest in.
 
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We can already teleport and time travel so no I can't think of anything better to spend 18 mil on. Get your head out of the sand
 
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I saw a woman online say "There's no way dinosaurs are real. You think God, the creator of all things, would make a T-Rex, the most powerful of dinosaurs, have such little arms? Makes no sense. "
 
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I was bummed to hear that raptors were actually very small and not like how Jurassic Park portrayed them. What a bunch of BS.
 
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Raptors tasted like succulent chicken, they was the first to go and therefore extinct with a side of fava beans and some chianti .

 
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I am a Christian, but even I do not believe the literal story of the Ark, nor of the Garden of Eden. Believe it to be an allegory of the creation. There is a lot of the Bible that is not literal, and was not meant to be literal, e.g., the story of Job, that is a bet between God and Satan as to what will happen to Job if you take away all his family and possessions. Do not believe that really happened.

I really do believe in the New Testament

That being said, I will not go see the Ark, and have never been to the Creation Museum either.
 
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Tskware said:
I am a Christian, but even I do not believe the literal story of the Ark, nor of the Garden of Eden. Believe it to be an allegory of the creation. There is a lot of the Bible that is not literal, and was not meant to be literal, e.g., the story of Job, that is a bet between God and Satan as to what will happen to Job if you take away all his family and possessions. Do not believe that really happened.

I really do believe in the New Testament

That being said, I will not go see the Ark, and have never been to the Creation Museum either.
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Christian as well but I disagree.
 
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Tskware said:
I am a Christian, but even I do not believe the literal story of the Ark, nor of the Garden of Eden. Believe it to be an allegory of the creation. There is a lot of the Bible that is not literal, and was not meant to be literal, e.g., the story of Job, that is a bet between God and Satan as to what will happen to Job if you take away all his family and possessions. Do not believe that really happened.

I really do believe in the New Testament

That being said, I will not go see the Ark, and have never been to the Creation Museum either.
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Then you are not a Christian. IMO
 
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Tskware said:
I am a Christian, but even I do not believe the literal story of the Ark, nor of the Garden of Eden. Believe it to be an allegory of the creation. There is a lot of the Bible that is not literal, and was not meant to be literal, e.g., the story of Job, that is a bet between God and Satan as to what will happen to Job if you take away all his family and possessions. Do not believe that really happened.

I really do believe in the New Testament

That being said, I will not go see the Ark, and have never been to the Creation Museum either.
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Think was easier to tell a story of creation being 7 days than millions and billions of years.
Most the faithful masses could not count past 10.
 
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Stonewall12 said:
Then you are not a Christian. IMO
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That's right, folks. Unless you believe exactly as Stonewall does, you're not a real Christian.

I just wonder: Does one also have to believe bigfoot is real, as Stonewall does, in order to be considered a real Christian? What does the Bible tell us about bigfoot? Was he on the ark? Er, um, I mean, were he and she on the ark?
 
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BeaveUKGT said:
That's right, folks. Unless you believe exactly as Stonewall does, you're not a real Christian.

I just wonder: Does one also have to believe bigfoot is real, as Stonewall does, in order to be considered a real Christian? What does the Bible tell us about bigfoot? Was he on the ark? Er, um, I mean, were he and she on the ark?
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Beavis you suck.
 
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BeaveUKGT said:
That's right, folks. Unless you believe exactly as Stonewall does, you're not a real Christian.

I just wonder: Does one also have to believe bigfoot is real, as Stonewall does, in order to be considered a real Christian? What does the Bible tell us about bigfoot? Was he on the ark? Er, um, I mean, were he and she on the ark?
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Beave. You haven't figured out yet that Stonewall is Jesus Christ? It's Stonewall's judgment, as the son of the Creator, to judge you. God appreciates Stonewall doing all of the judging and labeling for him. If Stonewall says you aren't Christian then you can take it to the bank that you aren't going to Heaven.

Remember Deuteronomy 31;16 Lest be reminded that a man on a modern day machine under the name Stonewall will soon be birthed to make my judgments for me. Only he shall judge and he only. For if he deems you not worthy of Christiandom, then you shall perish in the gates of Hell"
 
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Tskware said:
I am a Christian, but even I do not believe the literal story of the Ark, nor of the Garden of Eden. Believe it to be an allegory of the creation. There is a lot of the Bible that is not literal, and was not meant to be literal, e.g., the story of Job, that is a bet between God and Satan as to what will happen to Job if you take away all his family and possessions. Do not believe that really happened.

I really do believe in the New Testament

That being said, I will not go see the Ark, and have never been to the Creation Museum either.
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No offense, Tskware, as many believe what you do, but the Bible is not up for interpretation in regards to what events are factual. Pretty black and white.
 
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UKBrassowTipIN said:
Anyway, my actual point..... 18 million is tax payer subsidy...wonder if there are any other things in KY we could have spent that on. Our world could probably know how to teleport by now...but this is what we invest in.
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Obviously the entire Ark thing is absurd, but there wasn't an $18 million investment. It's a potential tax incentive to create revenue and jobs, just the same that it given to countless businesses by cities and states. If the revenues and jobs aren't there, there's no incentives to be had.

So while the business itself is ridiculous, the "subsidy" is commonplace.
 
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MacCard said:
Obviously the entire Ark thing is absurd, but there wasn't an $18 million investment. It's a potential tax incentive to create revenue and jobs, just the same that it given to countless businesses by cities and states. If the revenues and jobs aren't there, there's no incentives to be had.

So while the business itself is ridiculous, the "subsidy" is commonplace.
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Spot on.

I think it is utterly stupid but if people want to pay to see it and it helps the tax rolls and brings jobs, great!
 
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