Anybody been to the Ark Park yet?

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^^ Same here, actually pretty shocked/impressed

Although I will say this. If there is one thing everyone on either side of the debate can agree on, is that muslims suck, am I right guys? Remember that on page 11 when you're still discussing this.
 
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I want to know how the animals got dropped off in specific areas of the globe. For instance, Kangaroos are only in Australia. Polar bears only in the Arctic areas. Penguins only in Antarctica. Hippos only in Africa. How many stops did they make, how long did that take, and who decided which animals to drop off where?
 

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I want to know how the animals got dropped off in specific areas of the globe. For instance, Kangaroos are only in Australia. Polar bears only in the Arctic areas. Penguins only in Antarctica. Hippos only in Africa. How many stops did they make, how long did that take, and who decided which animals to drop off where?


Don't forget the rapid incest once the water levels depleted and Noah and his family came out as the only survivors.

Here's my bet, I bet Noah was a human trafficker. I bet he had men and women caged up with those dinosaurs.
 

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Settle down SC. I've never said I was the end all, be all on the bible. But you are wrong about me. I have studied religion - not only christianity, but most religions. Even read the satanic bible by Anton LaVey to see what it was about (overrated - nothing really in there about satan, more about living the way most people already live - i.e. sex is good, drugs/alcohol are okay as long as you are not hurting anyone other than yourself, don't hurt kids, don't hurt animals, live and let live, eye for eye, etc.). As far as the king james bible, I was a one time believer, even though the entire bible thing didn't make sense. Before I decided to accept the truth and finally acknowledge that god is not real, I looked for every reason to believe and/or maybe find another religion made more sense. So I am not some born and bred atheist who haven't lived, and at one time believed, both sides of coin.

With that said, I just gave the verse and my interpretation to show why I'm saying that your god is down with slavery. Or at least he was in the "good ole" old testament days. You're the one who came back and said my interpretation is wrong and I needed to research what bible scholars had to say.

I don't care what your credentials are, the passages I quoted are pretty straight forward. Your god advocates slavery, separating slaves from their families and beating the slaves. If I am wrong, please explain in detail.

I attended union university, a Christian university, for two years before attending Memphis. Trust me, many parts of the bible are far from straight forward. Googling self serving facts on it won't help you. Any biblical scholar can tear apart your assertions on slavery and gods meaning. It's actually one of the easier defeated topics.

But I guess believing the "nothing" results in the universe, life, consciousness, etc is completely logical.

Very chilled Ron. No need to settle. Just my opinion.

Guess I lied, so I've sinned enough. Now I'm done officially... Go slavery!
 

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Don't forget the rapid incest once the water levels depleted and Noah and his family came out as the only survivors.

Here's my bet, I bet Noah was a human trafficker. I bet he had men and women caged up with those dinosaurs.

spot on man. i mean isn't it kind of weird to think that this noah dude would waste all that space for saving animals, i mean especially with all those titties and pooh tang probably begging and willing to do anything to get on.
 
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Jesus himself is quoted as believing the Noah tale (Matt 24:37-39, Luke 17:26-27), so it must be true.
 
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There's plenty of flood myths from the Mesopotamia area to reasonably conclude that in some ancient time, a lot of water killed a lot of people and wrecked a lot of cities. Unfortunately, nobody had twitter so everyone had to rely on word of mouth to pass the story down and down and down and down and down until it got to Moses, who wrote down what he thought was the most accurate version.Even then, there's no way to know if his intention was to be completely 100% accurate to what he thought happened. That sort of historical reporting of events didn't come around until much later. In ancient times, tales like this were given to hyperbole to prove a point.
 
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Old Testament only guy right here. New Testament is for pussies.
 

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I appreciate your response and explanation about people allowing themselves to be slaves in certain situations; however, it still does not explain the "buying" of slaves, the beating of slaves (as long as they are not in a coma for more than a day or two) or the fact that your god seems okay with it.

Here's a few quotes about "buying" slaves and how children born into slavery kept as slaves. This doesn't appear to have anything to do with voluntary slavery:

Leviticus Chapter 22, verse 10:

  • No one outside a priest's family may eat the sacred offering, nor may the guest of a priest or his hired worker eat it. But if a priest buys a slave with money, or if a slave is born in his household, that slave may eat his food.
Here God talks about buying slaves, shows that the children of slaves are slaves themselves, and that he is completely happy with that concept.

Leviticus Chapter 25, verse 44:

  • Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property. You can will them to your children as inherited property and can make them slaves for life, but you must not rule over your fellow Israelites ruthlessly.
Here God states where you may purchase your slaves, and clearly specifies that slaves are property to be bought, sold and handed down

It's pretty clear the bible endorses slavery regardless of how the person became a slave (willingly or otherwise)....
Like I said, I am no expert on this subject, but I still think you are thinking of slavery in the wrong context. The slavery that you are thinking of was against the law in that time. Read Exodus 21:16. That is the slavery you are thinking of.

The verses you are reading are talking about a completely different thing. If a person was poor and couldn't provide food and shelter for themselves, or their family, they would sell themselves into slavery where they would exchange their labor for shelter and food. That is what the Bible is talking about. The Bible lays out how slaves are to be treated and how they should treat their masters. In the sense that many of these people are people who need help and for someone to take care of them, I'm not sure that the negative connotation you are associating with it was associated at the time. It wasn't taking a human against his will and selling them to someone else. That doesn't mean there wasn't abuse. Obviously there was, becasue God had to spell out that he expected slaves to treated extremely well. In fact, God instructed slave owners to have their slaves participate in religious ceremonies and be brought to Christ. I think you are viewing this in today's context instead of as someone who lived at the time. How you are thinking of slavery was not how ancient Hebrews would have thought about it.
 
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There's plenty of flood myths from the Mesopotamia area to reasonably conclude that in some ancient time, a lot of water killed a lot of people and wrecked a lot of cities. Unfortunately, nobody had twitter so everyone had to rely on word of mouth to pass the story down and down and down and down and down until it got to Moses, who wrote down what he thought was the most accurate version.Even then, there's no way to know if his intention was to be completely 100% accurate to what he thought happened. That sort of historical reporting of events didn't come around until much later. In ancient times, tales like this were given to hyperbole to prove a point.


Kinda easy to claim "worldwide global" flood when you have no concept of land mass that you're actually living on.

But hey.. I love a good story. I read a few years ago I read. There are areas somewhere in Mississippi river that show that there has never been flooding. The Sahara desert floods every 17,000 years. So much about the earth's cycles we have no clue about. That's why I am not about to jump over to the pro-climate people. Yet...
 

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Kinda easy to claim "worldwide global" flood when you have no concept of land mass that you're actually living on.

But hey.. I love a good story. I read a few years ago I read. There are areas somewhere in Mississippi river that show that there has never been flooding. The Sahara desert floods every 17,000 years. So much about the earth's cycles we have no clue about. That's why I am not about to jump over to the pro-climate people. Yet...

That's why I said the Mesopotamia area. I do not think a worldwide flood happened.
 

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That's why I said the Mesopotamia area. I do not think a worldwide flood happened.
I guess we will really never know for sure one way or the other. That being said, hasn't marine fossils been found in high elevation on pretty much every continent? I don't really take note when I read those kinds of things, but seems to me I have read things over the years where the authors have said there is evidence that pretty much every land mass has been under water at some point in time.
 

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That is why Science is so awesome. They have a study on that. The Princess Alice study. Read it Mega.

Basically, if you replaced God with Princess Alice. You get the same results. Signed sealed and delivered.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21377689

Here is the abstract on the National Institute of Health website (NIH)

Princess Alice Dammit, Willy.

Thanks for sharing. I need to read more on this.
 

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I guess we will really never know for sure one way or the other. That being said, hasn't marine fossils been found in high elevation on pretty much every continent? I don't really take note when I read those kinds of things, but seems to me I have read things over the years where the authors have said there is evidence that pretty much every land mass has been under water at some point in time.
Continents were all probably under water because of plate tectonics. Besides, Genesis says that God created water first.
 

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just brainstorming here, but what if he did? What if "the light" in Genesis 1 is really the Big Bang?

Great point. Dunno, that is running on the notion that the big bang is the settled creation. I was just going with the literal words. I am still intrigued by the Simulation theory that Kurzweil is hypothesizing. Which means, that there may have never been a big bang.
 

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Great point. Dunno, that is running on the notion that the big bang is the settled creation. I was just going with the literal words. I am still intrigued by the Simulation theory that Kurzweil is hypothesizing. Which means, that there may have never been a big bang.
Simulation theory is great. You'll enjoy this.
 

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to clarify, I certainly do believe a lot of things in the Old Testament actually happened, like the Jews being in slavery and leaving Egypt, for one. Just was really talking about the Creation myth and Noahs Ark. How can one be a thinking person and look at all the scientific evidence we have and think the world was really created in seven days, come on, we all know that didn't happen. Many stories like that in the Old Testament. But that doesn't mean God did not create the world and the universe, just not in the same way as described in Genesis.

But I do believe in the resurrection, and the stories in Acts, the letters to Romans, etc. Do you not believe those men wrote all those letters and traveled all that way to bring the good news? And ended up being killed for their faith? I believe something miraculous must have happened to have inspired them, else they never would have done the things they did.
 

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Kinda easy to claim "worldwide global" flood when you have no concept of land mass that you're actually living on.

But hey.. I love a good story. I read a few years ago I read. There are areas somewhere in Mississippi river that show that there has never been flooding. The Sahara desert floods every 17,000 years. So much about the earth's cycles we have no clue about. That's why I am not about to jump over to the pro-climate people. Yet...
I don't know how it works, but we have fossils of ancient sea creatures in Iowa.
 

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I want to know how the animals got dropped off in specific areas of the globe. For instance, Kangaroos are only in Australia. Polar bears only in the Arctic areas. Penguins only in Antarctica. Hippos only in Africa. How many stops did they make, how long did that take, and who decided which animals to drop off where?

I've always been more curious about how, if the water covered the entire earth at a level equal to the peak of Mount Everest, anything on the ark survived without freezing and/or dying from a lack of oxygen. Well, that and how multiple other civilizations had written history that spanned the time of the flood that didn't mention "Wiped out by flood - skip to Chapter 6 : Repopulation"...
 

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I don't know how it works, but we have fossils of ancient sea creatures in Iowa.

Sure. But were they living at the same time as Noah and the great flood? I'd say those Iowan sea creatures outdate the great flood.

By the way, do we have an approximate time on the flood?
 

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Sure. But were they living at the same time as Noah and the great flood? I'd say those Iowan sea creatures outdate the great flood.

By the way, do we have an approximate time on the flood?


Happened at roughly 3:00pm on a Thursday. That's eastern standard time by the way. Not that pansy-assed central time zone crap.
 

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But God didn't put life in the water until land had already been created.

Maybe.
The thing is, though, we will never know. There is no way for science or religion to fully illuminate the mystery of creation.

It's fun to discuss, though, and I think it's a shame that science is pitted agsinst religion so often
 

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Maybe.
The thing is, though, we will never know. There is no way for science or religion to fully illuminate the mystery of creation.

It's fun to discuss, though, and I think it's a shame that science is pitted agsinst religion so often

Islam and Catholicism have been great Fathers of Science. It's shame how religion is taking us back to the dark ages.
 

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Maybe.
The thing is, though, we will never know. There is no way for science or religion to fully illuminate the mystery of creation.

It's fun to discuss, though, and I think it's a shame that science is pitted agsinst religion so often
I agree 100%. It seems like so many people try to use one or the other to try and discredit the other side. Seems kind of silly to me.