Anyone ever 17 a Midget?

[HotMop]

Just wondering.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

SPS Remembers...

 

[17itdawg]

 

[johnson86-1]

I clicked on this thread certain there would be an analogy to our football program. I don’t know what it would be, but I was already thinking it makes sense.

 

[Bhamdawg1725]

Idk. How tall is your wife?

 

[Lettucexxxx]

Lil Egyptian women. 4’11. Does that count?

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

I saw this car load of midget ugly hookers on State Street last night, do they count?

 

[mcdawg22]

I clicked on this thread certain there would be an analogy to our football program. I don’t know what it would be, but I was already thinking it makes sense.

Yeah I saw the author and figured it was a thread about 17’ing midgets. If there is a story involving red headed midgets will it be the rabbi or taco?

 

[Car Ramrod.sixpack]

 

[T-TownDawgg]

Once. It was a short ride.

 

[T-TownDawgg]

Username hypocrisy

 

[Drebin]

The preferred nomenclature is "fun sized"

 

[dawgman42]

OK, the 6 of you, go ahead and fess up . . . you crazy bastards.

 

[Drebin]

OK, the 3 of you, go ahead and fess up . . . you crazy bastards.

 

[Willow Grove Dawg]

We do have a well known member with a fetish.

"I ain't judging just saying"

This thread is destined for "SixPack Remembers"

 

[Mjoelner]

Best post on this board since August!

 

[aTotal360]

 

[Dawgbite]

No but I’ve seen a monkey try to 17 a football. It occurred almost every Saturday this fall.

 

[17itdawg]

Username hypocrisy

Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone.

 

[Villagedawg]

Once. It was a short ride.

With me, they are all short rides.

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

We do have a well known member with a fetish

Not my thing. Their short arms make for very uncoordinated whip cracking and they use high tops as thigh high patent leather boots.

This one's more in @ClintonInHelen 's domain.

 

[GloryDawg]

No but I bet a lot of guys on this board commits a felony every time they take a piss. You know the one that is illegal for a grown man to touch a little boy's penis.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Goats mom*

 

[Barkman Turner Overdrive]

Your junk looks huge in their hands. So I’ve been told.

 

[Darryl Steight]

Lil Egyptian women. 4’11. Does that count?

Also need to know if 4'11" counts, I'll have to change my vote.

 

[Dawg1976]

Just wondering.

Nice holiday topic.

 

[PBRME]

if Melissa Rauch and Kelly Stables count then I need to change my vote.

 

[skipperDawg]

I have
But I keep it on the LOW down

 

[bulldognation]

This weeks SPS magazine needs content. I just don't think there is such a thing as a midget centerfold... more like a midget half-page ad.

 

[anon1768925248]

The 5 who voted yes need to come out of the cupboard.

 

[ClintonInHelen]

I’d hit it…

 

[Predestined]

Just wondering.

My wife has...

 

[patdog]

Also need to know if 4'11" counts, I'll have to change my vote.

Looks like it’s shorter than 4’10”. And it’ll be interesting to see what kind of ads I get now that I’ve Googled that.

 

[Drebin]

This weeks SPS magazine needs content. I just don't think there is such a thing as a midget centerfold... more like a midget half-page ad.

SPS Magazine is on furlough. Maybe I'll start a gofundme and we'll do a midget, er, fun-sized centerfold.

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

My wife heard the question and said, "You must be reading the Six-Pack."

 

[maroonmadman]

She was 4'11", red headed, the daughter of our church's priest and we did it multiple times.

I'm going to hell for sure now.

 

[Called3rdstrikedawg]

I clicked on this thread certain there would be an analogy to our football program. I don’t know what it would be, but I was already thinking it makes sense.

I would say Jason Candle did the dirty deed to the mental version coaching our defense!

 

[dorndawg]

the daughter of our church's priest .

Do what now?

 

[She Mate Me]

Sir, this is a sports discussion message board.

Well done...

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

I have not gone below 5 ft, at least she said she was 5 ft.
So, I guess not.