<p class="MsoNormal">I have, unintentionally.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"></span>Decided to take the family to the beach condo for what I thought would be a nice weekend away from home and all of a sudden we end
up in the middle of a bizarre subculture of rednecks, Asians, brothas, and cholos way
too interested in bringing unnecessary attention to themselves.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Someone must have actually scraped the
coast to find what appears to be the least promising proles around to line
Beach Boulevard to watch their fellow retards drive by.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Apparently, it’s quite some feat to remain stopped
at a stoplight and burn rubber for about 20 seconds, although I probably
shouldn’t try that with my Honda Odyssey.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"></span>And you can never spend too much money on rims no matter what Dave
Ramsey says.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>If you own a truck and you’re
interested in knocking up a trashy tatted up chick you’ll likely never marry,
just drop that Nissan as low as possible and drive at a modest speed.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Of course, a livin’ loud sound system is
required.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Two kicker subs and she might
let you in the back door on the second date.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"></span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"></span>Thomas Jefferson, the American Revolution, the
Constitution, transcontinental railroads, Hoover Dam, the Manhattan
Project, NASA, victory in the Cold War, and now we have cars that bounce.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"></span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"></span>We are doomed.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></p>
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up in the middle of a bizarre subculture of rednecks, Asians, brothas, and cholos way
too interested in bringing unnecessary attention to themselves.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Someone must have actually scraped the
coast to find what appears to be the least promising proles around to line
Beach Boulevard to watch their fellow retards drive by.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Apparently, it’s quite some feat to remain stopped
at a stoplight and burn rubber for about 20 seconds, although I probably
shouldn’t try that with my Honda Odyssey.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"></span>And you can never spend too much money on rims no matter what Dave
Ramsey says.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>If you own a truck and you’re
interested in knocking up a trashy tatted up chick you’ll likely never marry,
just drop that Nissan as low as possible and drive at a modest speed.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Of course, a livin’ loud sound system is
required.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Two kicker subs and she might
let you in the back door on the second date.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"></span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"></span>Thomas Jefferson, the American Revolution, the
Constitution, transcontinental railroads, Hoover Dam, the Manhattan
Project, NASA, victory in the Cold War, and now we have cars that bounce.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"></span><span style="mso-spacerun:yes"></span>We are doomed.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span></p>
http://www.scrapinthecoast.com/