Anyone hear that Tiger Woods was in a wreck?

[Hanmudog]

Damn I am sick of hearing about Tiger. How long before some other celebrity screws up and takes the spotlight?

 

[BigMotherTucker]

the Family Ties lady coming out of the closet yesterday didn't even make a dent in the Woods saga.

 

[DerHntr]

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[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

but it never got up quite like the Woods story has.

 

[GloryDawg]

I listen to all sports shows this morning and everyone of them was talking about Tiger but what bo said was really stupid.</p>

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Bo is a idiot!</p>

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[Ivehadbetter]

I haven't received it via email in the last few minutes. If anyone happens to run across it, please post it here or email it to me.

/Make it stop.

 

[fishwater99]

What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal? They've both
been clubbed by a Norwegian.

* Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him.
She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5."

* Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he
has a hole-in-one.

* Elin's excuse? She had to play a bad lie.

* What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive
a ball 400 yards.

* What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing.

* Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't
decide between a wood and an iron.

* Why did Tiger leave the house so early? He has a 2:30 tree time.

* What do a Cadillac SUV and a Nike golf ball have in common? Tiger
Woods can drive them both into the trees.

And the difference between a Cadillac Escalade and a 9-iron? Tiger can
back up the 9-iron.

 

[patdog]

I almost fell out of the chair laughing.

 

[Statefan1001]

Elin calls Tiger at 6pm. "Where are you, dinner's on the table and getting cold"
Tiger's response "Sorry, I stopped to hit a couple holes on the way home"

 

[TXDawg.sixpack]

Tiger got kicked off the Ryder Cup team this week. The captain cited his on-going history of being beaten by Europeans.

 

[Badon]

Tiger has decided to change his first name..... to Cheetah.</p>

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[Shmuley]

"Sorry, I was getting in a couple of extra holes."