Apparently, many of you are simply unfamiliar...

[jsireland]

with the immutable laws of physics.

It is impossible to know the precise position of an object with 100% certainty.

Thankfully, the SEC employs quantum physicists in the replay booth.

 

[jb.sixpack]

you can know position, but you can't know both position and momentum at the same time

 

[dbb49]

because pauli repulsion prevented his atoms of his hand from touching the atoms of the ball. So, he never even touched the ball.

 

[quark20]

... no one during the game had possession of the ball. The SEC is smart, they leave some room for interpretation such as:

"A player shall be deemed to have possesion of the ball when the combination of the pauli repulsion and electromagnetic forces of a player's atoms in his hands are utilized in such a way as to demonstrate concious control over the motion of the football. A player is deemed to not have possesion if: a) He does not demonstrate concious control over the motion of the ball or b) He is a member of a team not called Florida or Alabama."

I have several more ideas for physics related football humor, but I fear that dbb49 and myself will go off on a wild physics tangent if I start them now...

 

[HumpDawg]

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