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Mullen can pick up a cell phone, call Patterson and wave like those douchebags at baseball games.
How does Patterson go from kicking out our coaches and having "zero interest" in Missississippi State, to kicking it on the couch with Melvin during the National Title game....
That's a top notch move. I just don't see it being possible for him to take time during timeouts and such to call a recruit.
thats gotta be an intense situation....even when Florida is on defense.
That is still a brilliant idea though..
That is still a brilliant idea though..
Yancy is saying Nix is going to be at Patterson's tonight. Will we see another clash of coaches like we did with Elliot?
If that's the case, get Porn-fro over there too so he can document it all and report it tomorrow. We need video of Melvin and Nix throwing down in the front yard. Then the Ole Miss guys will be over here telling us how Melvin got tossed out of the Patterson's house cause he didn't bring enough money in the satchel, kicked Patterson's dad in the nuts as he walked in the house, pissed on the dog in the middle of the living room, and called Patterson's mom a fat *****. Then Melvin was so pissed about being tossed out that he wouldn't even let Nix walk up the sidewalk to get to the house. It started with some words, then a couple shoves between the two, then full out brawling in the front yard with cash blowing in the wind all over the neighborhood. Meanwhile, Gene closes the deal with Patterson as Melvin and Nix lie bloodied in the front yard.
It's who would win in a front-yard fight, Smith or Nix? Also, would Patterson's mom let them fight or spray them with the garden hose to break it up?
My sources are telling me that there is a guy in a gray sweatshirt hiding in the bushes as we speak at the Patterson household. It sounds like Gene is already there and ready for action