Are any of you an employer/manager?

KingOfBBN

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That's what is graet about Virginia. Don't even have to have a reason to fire someone. I fired a student employee one time just because he turned out to be a Louisville fan, had actually forgotten about that one until now. **** that ****. Of course I had an excuse too if it ever became an issue as he showed up to work smelling like alcohol. I don't care if it's Greek Week, it was a 3 pm game on a Wednesday, he could have held off until 5 pm to start drinking.

Had to fire a black student one time (only the second firing I can remember). Made sure I did it with my office door open when others were around, 1) because he was black and I wanted witnesses since I'm white and 2) he was slightly crazy. Let my immediate boss and his boss know before hand I was doing it and why. I wasn't about to deal to leave anything to chance.

I had a black female employee who stole about $5,000 from the company. We knew she did it. We had all of the proof in the world and we still had to be cautious about it. I think that's a lot of BS that you have to do everything to an exhausting CYA extent simply because some people have been taught to pull the race card.
 

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I fire people all the time. Mostly for consistently effing up the TPS reports. I mean damn, I send out memos all the time about the TPS reports and people still eff them up. So they get fired.

Funniest story was when I fired this guy (for effing up TPS reports) and due to some glitch in the accounting department…the dude kept getting a paycheck. So for two years this guy kept showing up to work and kept receiving a pay check even after I had fired him two years prior. But I took care of that problem real quick. Did I fire him again? No. I merely had accounting fix the glitch. Boom! No confrontation. The problem just handled itself.
 

KingOfBBN

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Strange that Heisman has fired only a trans gender and a black person. Shocking really.

I've fired many white people but no one gives a **** about those stories because they're not interesting. The trans story is pretty amazing because that was the most absurd situation you could throw someone into their first week and I had no idea it was an ugly man when we decided to fire them. I just thought it was an ugly woman.

I did notice you left out the fact that the transgender was committing time clock fraud and the black female stole over $5,000. Uh-oh...it must be some crazy bigotry to fire them. Couldn't be the theft.

Your comment is why most employers have to jump through a thousand hoops and endless paperwork to get rid of ****** people from "protected classes."
 
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Throughout my days working in the corporate office and in management, I have came across some real pieces of ****.

Any of you have any horror stories of employees or people you've had to fire?

I like to give employees the benefit of the doubt about time off and I'm one of those suckers who believes that employees will work harder for you for LOYALTY rather than fear.

However, I have had an employee who consistently calls in to work sick after they earn a day of PTO, games the FMLA system to stay employed with BS chronic conditions, times unscheduled absences based on the rolling year when previous unscheduled absences roll off...managing a complicated system...just to be able to skip work when feeling blue or lazy.

I think that a good manager deals individually with problem employees and doesn't set up BS rules for everyone just because a single person doesn't want to work. What sucks is that in most workplaces, an idiot who games the system will make the managers treat everyone else in the office worse.
 
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Wasn't the manager in this situation but it involved a coworker (good friend) getting fired.

Long story short hated the place we worked to the point that he literally was just completely miserable all the time.

Walks in the office with the door still open to the customer lobby, puts a chair up on one of the office desk. Grabs the chair between his legs like the horn of a saddle, throws his other hand up and the air and proceeds to rock back and forth yelling "Woo!" very loudly. After a few seconds jumps up kicks the chair off the desk, turns to a lady out at the counter, points at her and yells "That's a FULL ride right there!"

Manager comes flying in from the other office entrance, yells "You are fired! get the hell out of here"

Buddy turns, looks at me and says "Thank you Lord, call me later" And walked out.

Most epic melt down I ever witnessed first hand. Completely and utterly hilarious.
 

JDHoss

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I manage 17 people. Their length of service ranges from 6 - 43 years, with 3 of them having 40+ years and 7 of them ranging from 25-39 years. Individually and collectively they are all awesome people and a pleasure to work with. Outside of going to a ****ing million mostly useless meetings, I love my job.
 

tammefan

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Workplace violence is on the rise. I see people everyday who are on edge and could shoot up the place any minute.
 

UKserialkiller

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Also, says President Donald Trump. FCC.

 

LadyCat92

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No problem whatsoever to fire someone who deserves it.

The worst is when you have to let people go due to corporate cutbacks...I once spent two days straight doing nothing but firing people that didn't deserve it and it was absolutely horrible. I did it personally and I did it face to face. Many of them I was able to help in job placement or writing letters of recommendation or making phone calls for them.

Good people that work hard are going to end up landing on their feet eventually.

I've had to do this more time than I care to count and it sucks. There is no other way to describe it.
 

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Nope, I'm an underling, but recalling my collegiate retail days I can easily say I worked FOR some real pieces of ****.

You know the type, they're only paid slightly better than the employees but think they're the GD CEO of the company, take working at the grocery store entirely too seriously as in everything is life or death, etc.

On the flipside, I was the unofficial "night supervisor" of the meat department for a year and had some hilariously terrible co-workers. My favorite was the guy who was fired because he came to work out of his mind on Xanax, went to his car on his break to smoke a bowl, and passed out with the half-smoked bowl in his lap. Management found him 2 hours after his break was supposed to be over. Dude's lucky he did that in the fall instead of summer.

Sure, Willy slipped up, but he went on to greater achievements.
 

KingOfBBN

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One of the things about working in management is, I have lost pretty much all sympathy for most people. I think the majority of people are con artists and would turn on you within a second as soon as they don't get what they want.

I've heard every excuse possible and as soon as you try to enforce an unpopular decision or hold someone accountable, the fangs come out.

I now feel like

 

KingOfBBN

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It's messed up that Heisman has ever had the power to fire anyone, or hire anyone, or really to be in charge of anything. jmo.

Yeah, you know so much about me from a message board. However, I do know from your entire posting history that you're a total ***** that never adds anything of value. Just a douche for the sake of being a douche like a lot of the GYERO crowd. It's almost as if you think they make Letterman jackets for the Paddock and your desperate need to "fit in" and be "cool" is as pathetic as your posts.

EAD.
 

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I've hired hundreds and fired a whole bunch. You haven't lived until you fire someone over seas, especially a FN or LN (Foreign National or Local National). Ha Ha...the pain you go through. I could tell a bunch of stories about those hired and those fired. For national companies, my own company, and the government...foreign and domestic...what a ride...but, DANG....

How'd you like to work for Willie....what a dog gone ride...[laughing]