I can't think of a time we've vandalized the vehicles or property of players, filed FOIA requests with the endgame being to oust our HC, or anything even remotely close to that level of absurdity.
I cannot think of us ever egging our own players vehicles? WTF are you talking about. Arkansas has batshit crazy/dubmass fans. End of story. They egged the MSU team bus back in the late 90s on a few occasions. 17ing Dennis the menace.