Ashamed that it has taken me this long to realize what this team really needs

[Shamoan]

the answer is clear....we need more Wahoo's....or hoo's for short.

big hoo's
small hoo's
weak hoo's
tall hoo's

blue hoo's
orange hoo's
we win
they lose

hoo's that bunt
hoo's that swing
hoo's that shave
hoo's that cave

so tomorrow when we play the ragin' cajun bearded freak-shows, lets tap into our inner hoo and let their glorious light guide us on to victory.

coffee is for closers.