Bad Bo

cheewgumm

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I'm becoming a big fan of "Bad Bo".

He just losses football games then kicks Rebel asses on the weekends. What's not to like?
 

maroonmadman

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I worked today with a guy from Pulaski, TN which is Bo's hometown. General opinion of ol Bo back home is that he's a dick. My informed source also told me Bo used to rough up his high school girl friend and stalked her to the point that said girl friends family had to get a restraining order against ol Bo.
 

NIC.sixpack

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My informed source said that Bo used evil voodoo magic to invent junk mail, taxes, and those autodialer telephones. Also, he's a cannibal, his lampshades are all made from human skin, he engineered the Spanish flu and something called "fainting diarrhea" that will "drop" early next quarter, he cancelled everyone's favorite tv shows, he drinks wine coolers from a skull, he carries all of his luggage on the plane, he pinches infants to make them cry, he doesn't cover his mouth when he sneezes, he never uses a turn signal, he puts ketchup on a steak, and he's the cause of all evil and sadness that has and will ever exist in the world.
 

NIC.sixpack

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I like to swing for the fences with no strikes - especially when I get a meatball that is right in my wheelhouse. I feel pretty confident that I can shorten my swing and drive something through a gap. This pitcher is gassed, anyways.
 

DerHntr

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Talked to a local this morning who knows people that were there.

Freeze will hide it and hide it well
 

hatfieldms

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When even an average hitter gets a meatball...

...he at least gets the bat on the ball. You on the other hand.....
 

AHSDawg

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Being funny and witty has a lot to do with the level of effort being put in. You put a LOT of effort into trying to be witty here, it just failed miserably.
 

bulldogbaja

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Who cares?
I mean I would enjoy it if Ole Miss got embarrassed publicly, but he's not THAT good, and I'm much more interested in our game-specific strategies for the second half of the season. You know, MSU Football stuff.
 

NIC.sixpack

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I don't know why it seems like I put a lot of effort in my first post. It was a stream-of-conscious thing that I spent less than two or three minutes on. At any rate, I appreciate your input and constructive criticism. I'm not being sarcastic, so I hope I don't come across that way.
 

NIC.sixpack

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These intangible baseballs are tougher to hit than the other kind. I'm just not going to be able to win you over.