My informed source said that Bo used evil voodoo magic to invent junk mail, taxes, and those autodialer telephones. Also, he's a cannibal, his lampshades are all made from human skin, he engineered the Spanish flu and something called "fainting diarrhea" that will "drop" early next quarter, he cancelled everyone's favorite tv shows, he drinks wine coolers from a skull, he carries all of his luggage on the plane, he pinches infants to make them cry, he doesn't cover his mouth when he sneezes, he never uses a turn signal, he puts ketchup on a steak, and he's the cause of all evil and sadness that has and will ever exist in the world.