Bama Joke

[CochiseCowbell]

Everyone may know this one, but I'll post it in case some don't. Use it all week and especially all next week after we win!

What's the difference between an Alabama fan and a maggot?

A maggot knows when to get off a dead bear.

*rimshot*

I'll be here all week!

 

[hillcitydawg]

What's the difference between Bryant Deny Stadium and a porcupine?


A porcupine has 102,000 pricks on the outside!!!

 

[Dawg Jurist]

What do you get when you have 32 Bama fans in a room?

1 full set of teeth.

 

[TulsaLawDawg]

Saw a dirty little Bama fan walking around with one shoe. I asked him if he lost a shoe. He said, "naw, I found one!"

 

[Lurker.sixpack]

When I 17 my sister, I yell Roll Tide..

 

[RivaDawg]

Why do Bama fans have sex doggie style?

So they can both watch wrasslin' while they do it.

 

[SwampDawg]

If a Bama guy divorces his wife, is she still his cousin?

 

[o_fredgarvin]

In Bama, what do a tornado and a divorce have in common?

in both cases, someone is going to lose a mobile home!

 

[Sutterkane]

Can I throw an Ole Miss joke in here?

2 Saturdays ago, Ole Miss fans got their wish and #1 went down in Mississippi. Only difference is it was a player not a team.

Too soon?

 

[PineGroveBully]

Did you know the tooth brush was actually invented in Alabama? Had it been created anywhere else they would have named it a TEETHBRUSH.

 

[MaronMatters]

Their fans are going to string you up and beat you.

 

[MabenMaroon]

First words uttered after teenage gals have sex in Tuscaloosa, " Daddy! get off of me, you're crushing my cigarettes " ....

 

[GloryDawg]

The two best things to ever come out of Alabama are, I-10 and I-20.