I wouldn't mind seeing the Dallas Cowboys lose out the rest of the season if it meant that The Mississippi State University kicked that Bammer *** and sent their mullet-headed, beer-bellied, buck-toothed, unibrowed, talk-like-they-have-****-in-their-mouth, retard fan base back to their trailer parks.
True, we would see Sunday morning police reports from Gordo to Red Bay, with domestic violence, full county jail cells, scenes that COPS would think is too redneck, and the emergency rooms full of pot-bellied, tight-pants-wearing, saggy-boobed women with black eyes and broken noses. However, it's just a small price to pay to see The Mississippi State University triumph.
True, we would see Sunday morning police reports from Gordo to Red Bay, with domestic violence, full county jail cells, scenes that COPS would think is too redneck, and the emergency rooms full of pot-bellied, tight-pants-wearing, saggy-boobed women with black eyes and broken noses. However, it's just a small price to pay to see The Mississippi State University triumph.
