because Equestrianism is a sport

msudawg12

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"I'm sorry about what I've done. I didn't mean to do it. It's my fault. I'm sorry for what I've done to myself,"

How the 17 can you not mean to walk up to a horse and 17 it. And yet, some people love to watch women screwed by horses and nothing happens. I'm not condoning that but once again the double standard......

To quote someone I know "Any girl in the country can walk around and pull her 17'n tits out whenever she wants, but I pull my pants down for 5 seconds on Bourbon Street because some chick wanted to play with my dick and I'm the one that gets arrested. This is ********"
 

BR549.sixpack

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It's a 5 mile trip to Columbia from my house that I've taken often on Sunday. In my truck, not on my horse of course.
 

Original48

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"Kenley said she became suspicious because her horse was acting strange and getting infections.."
 

JohnDawg

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Cellmate: "Yo dawg, what dey getcha fo?"
Horse man: "17'in a horse"
Cellmate: "Ah dats cool."
Horse man: "Yeah."
Cellmate: "Wait, what da 17 you jus say?"</p>
 

jakldawg

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ARRESTED! which means he had certainly been warned a few times" (paraphrasing Dave Attell) "A horse is a beautiful, majestic animal. Plus, when you're done, you always have a ride home."
 

Shmuley

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<font><font>§ 16-15-120. <span class="hilite" id="hit1">Buggery</span>.

Whoever shall commit the abominable crime of <span class="hilite" id="hit2">buggery</span>, whether with
mankind or with beast, shall, on conviction, be guilty of felony and
shall be imprisoned in the Penitentiary for five years or shall pay a
fine of not less than five hundred dollars, or both, at the discretion
of the court.
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Dental Dawg

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Dashriprock served on a jury in Madison where this man was (17)ing this horse. They would have never known had the horse not been scalded with hot water. The horse was brought to a vet, and he determined the horse was scalded and burned. The owners of the horse had no idea how. A hidden video camera was set up to catch the horse scalder. It turned out they caught the man doing more than putting hot water on horse. </p>