because we are &TATE, this will probably happen…

[BingleCocktail]

cohen goes to awbrun and then brings leach on as HC cause he can’t get lame kiffin

old piss sneaks in and wins football natty in 2022 after beating &TATE 52-10 (WHICH WAS A LOT CLOSER STATISTICALLY BUT ON THE SCOREBOARD….)

leach recroots 6-star QB and takes awbrun to a natty

&TATE meanwhile———

brings in an unknown as AD who changes our logo to $TATE (for NIL recruitment)

hires the bill o’brien from bammer who goes 6-6, 4-8, 2-10 and brings &TATEs losing skid to old piss to 6 games

we then get 3 of probation as ncaa tightens up on violations

#THI$ISOUR$TATE

 

[Dawgg]

I’m honestly not sure if that’s more or less likely than Scott Stricklin murdering Champ and Butch Thompson tanking the CWS as a final straw to get Allen Greene fired.

 

[SchrodingersDawg]

cohen goes to awbrun and then brings leach on as HC cause he can’t get lame kiffin

old piss sneaks in and wins football natty in 2022 after beating &TATE 52-10 (WHICH WAS A LOT CLOSER STATISTICALLY BUT ON THE SCOREBOARD….)

leach recroots 6-star QB and takes awbrun to a natty

&TATE meanwhile———

brings in an unknown as AD who changes our logo to $TATE (for NIL recruitment)

hires the bill o’brien from bammer who goes 6-6, 4-8, 2-10 and brings &TATEs losing skid to old piss to 6 games

we then get 3 of probation as ncaa tightens up on violations

#THI$ISOUR$TATE

Sounds plausible.

 

[Drebin]

cohen goes to awbrun and then brings leach on as HC cause he can’t get lame kiffin

old piss sneaks in and wins football natty in 2022 after beating &TATE 52-10 (WHICH WAS A LOT CLOSER STATISTICALLY BUT ON THE SCOREBOARD….)

leach recroots 6-star QB and takes awbrun to a natty

&TATE meanwhile———

brings in an unknown as AD who changes our logo to $TATE (for NIL recruitment)

hires the bill o’brien from bammer who goes 6-6, 4-8, 2-10 and brings &TATEs losing skid to old piss to 6 games

we then get 3 of probation as ncaa tightens up on violations

#THI$ISOUR$TATE

 

[o_ThreeDawgNight]

Stay away from drugs, kids.

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

 

[AstroDog]

Ease off those cocktails a bit.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

cohen goes to awbrun and then brings leach on as HC cause he can’t get lame kiffin

old piss sneaks in and wins football natty in 2022 after beating &TATE 52-10 (WHICH WAS A LOT CLOSER STATISTICALLY BUT ON THE SCOREBOARD….)

leach recroots 6-star QB and takes awbrun to a natty

&TATE meanwhile———

brings in an unknown as AD who changes our logo to $TATE (for NIL recruitment)

hires the bill o’brien from bammer who goes 6-6, 4-8, 2-10 and brings &TATEs losing skid to old piss to 6 games

we then get 3 of probation as ncaa tightens up on violations

#THI$ISOUR$TATE

 

[PCHSDawg]

I think I have brain damage after reading that.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Tell me you day drink without telling me you day drink.