Best body on the internet... go.
- Thread starter Lord_Crow
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She could jihad my knuckchildren any day. I'm still claiming the "no penis" clause.Check out the assets on this babe, boys! All the right curves in all the right places.
Guess that's a good reason that's the only one in existence. Not terrible by any means, just meh.
Italian glamor and fitness model Denise Milani
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How she gonna make a sammich doe? Not quite perfect. Add the arms and we talkin'.
How is she supposed to play the old rusty trombone without arms?
You don't. You flip her over and give her a Cleveland Steamer.
The Steamers have been renamed the Browns. But seriously, what is exciting about taking a dump on someone's chest (unless its someone you freaking hate).
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Back in my single days, some friends and I got a stripper one night after the bars closed. We passed a cup around and ended up offering this chick $117 to **** on the one guy who had passed out.
She couldn't do it. She strained so hard some pee came out, but she couldn't poop under pressure. Very disappointing.
She couldn't do it. She strained so hard some pee came out, but she couldn't poop under pressure. Very disappointing.
hahahaha, that's gold.
Did the veins in her neck look like they were gonna pop? Did her face turn red from the straining? hahahah
I imagining it now and can't stop laughing. I couldn't **** on demand either. Poor girl, prolly went home and the first thing she did was **** her guts out thinking to herself "that's $117 down the drain."
That's why a finger up the bum is considered common courtesy.
