1What was the difference between Mr. Microphone 1 and 2.
Jesus, is that you?my birth. Man, I sure am glad I was borned.
Is Spear Mexican? I'll miss him when Trump kicks him out.Jesus, is that you?
Monday Night Talking Football. My brothers and I received our first one on Christmas Eve, around 1971 or so. We stayed up all night with dad playing that game. For years, even as adults, we would pull out the game and play tournaments. Eventually the records scratched and became impossible to understand.
Since no one has said it in 3 days I'll do it, "you'll shoot your eye out kid."Red rider B.B. Gun
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Got these my sophomore year of high school for Christmas. Parents played the slow burn on them. I had just gotten into golf and was hitting an old set of Wilson irons my grandfather gave me. I hit these at a pro shop once I had started striking the ball well, and fell in love with them. That Christmas they bought me a ton of new golf gear, and I just knew they were mine. End of opening gifts, the one I was sure was the clubs ended up being a new golf bag. They went all day not letting me off the hook, and that night put them under the tree while I was exchanging gifts with my best friends next door. Still golf with them. Haven't found a set of irons yet I can hit better.
Truly, a gift for the person who has everything.That same year I wrapped up a piece of cat **** for my girlfriend, now wife.
Give to the halfback lateral to the quarterback, flea-flicker pass Touchdown! Those words haunt me 45 years laterStupid gadget play always killed me.
Having said that, me and my older brother used to torment my parents running around the house decked out in these:
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Hi there, I like to play video games, but only in my spare time. I used to play multi player video games with my brother. Last birthday, my father gifted me video game which was the best surprise I received from anyone. While discussing he told me that this idea he got from his friend who suggested him about Instant-Gaming for buying latest games.
Does it hurt that they hate you or are you blissfully oblivious?Only child.. Dads in sales management, mom owns a lawfirm.. I should make out like a bandit, right?
Last Christmas I got socks, pajama bottoms, some bar soap and canned fruit.. I get gifts like a 1920's ragamuffin, boucing around frome orphanage to orphanage. Cracks me up every year..
Best gift I ever gave/received:
Girlfriend asked for a "how to" video (this was VHS days) for giving BJ's. Bought her a Nina Hartley instructional and she went from amateurish to top of the charts. Gift kept giving for several years. To whoever is benefiting these days, you are welcome.
Is Spear Mexican? I'll miss him when Trump kicks him out.
Sex under the Christmas tree was my favorite.
One hitter.
Most Christmases as a kid were dope, but none stand out.
A/S/L?Hi there, I like to play video games, but only in my spare time. I used to play multi player video games with my brother. Last birthday, my father gifted me video game which was the best surprise I received from anyone. While discussing he told me that this idea he got from his friend who suggested him about Instant-Gaming for buying latest games.