Best description of soccer I've ever seen.

patdog

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From a friend's Facebook
Soccer is a lot like being a seventeen year old boy: enormous amounts of energy, time and effort expended for very little scoring, which usually occurs so quickly that it's over before you really know what happened.
 

DerHntr

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Sep 18, 2007
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I don't want any of you boys thinking, that you're gonna score. You don't score, until you score!