Best Pop-Tarts

[funKYcat75]

Let's go. Yes, I sometimes eat foods that 7 year-olds like.

1. Chocolate Chip (cold)
2. Blueberry (toasted w/butter)

Eff your frosting in a toaster, too.

 

[CAT Scratch FVR]

1. Strawberry
2. Brown Sugar

 

[UKserialkiller]

 

[UK_Dallas]

Frosted Blueberry

Chocolate Fudge

 

[KyCatFan_rivals45723]

Chocolate Fudge cold
Brown Sugar Cinnamon hot
Cherry cold

 

[Kooky Kats]

Perry Stevenson approves this post.

S'mores FTW.

 

[CC_332_rivals113783]

1) Chocolate Chip
2) Brown Sugar Cinnamon

 

[KYBorn&Raised]

1. Frosted Blueberry
2. Smores
3. Plain Strawberry

 

[DSmith21]

J-Lo.

 

[herodotus6]

Frosted strawberry in milk. Make a cereal out of that ****.

Blueberry (hot)

 

[funKYcat75]

Frosted strawberry in milk. Make a cereal out of that ****.

Milquetoasterpastry?

 

[legalbeagle123]

Brown sugar cinnamon in a walk, but others are good too.

 

[UK_Dallas]

J-Lo.

That's not JLo but it would be nice to know who she is.

 

[DSmith21]

That's not JLo but it would be nice to know who she is.

Oops, I thought that was a younger pic of her. Turns out its just a wannbe. I'll leave the pic up anyway for eye candy purposes.

 

[UKGrad93]

Let's go. Yes, I sometimes eat foods that 7 year-olds like.

1. Chocolate Chip (cold)
2. Blueberry (toasted w/butter)

Eff your frosting in a toaster, too.

That's a good list.
1. Strawberry (toasted w/butter)
2. Cookies n Cream
3. Chocolate Fudge

Its an easy breakfast to eat in the car.

 

[Xception]

1.Blueberry
2.Entenmann doughnuts , yea I know but it's the only thread to work those in

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Smores
Peanut butter
Hot fudge sundae

Most of the other greats have been mentioned

 

[mashburned]

I ate mostly chocolate, s'mores, and brown sugar.

Now that I'm grown I still eat those but I throw a slice of cheese on them when they pop out the toaster.

 

[Wrong]

They used to have frosted apple. I'm talking about those **** strudel ones they have now.

 

[TruBluCatFan]

Let's go. Yes, I sometimes eat foods that 7 year-olds like.

1. Chocolate Chip (cold)
2. Blueberry (toasted w/butter)

Eff your frosting in a toaster, too.

There is frosted cherry and strawberry. Anybody who eats anything else is goddamned pinko communist who needs to get the hell off my lawn.

 

[TransyCat09]

Brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts taste like a candle store smells. No thanks.

Frosted blueberry or some apple cinnamon variety :fire:

 

[TortElvisII]

I ate mostly chocolate, s'mores, and brown sugar.

Now that I'm grown I still eat those but I throw a slice of cheese on them when they pop out the toaster.

Why aren't there cheese pop tarts?

 

[mashburned]

That's a damn good idea. Potential billions.

I think if you choose blue/red as your top tart you are a basic *****.

 

[BigBlueShawn]

I would say it's Brown Sugar but that is cultural appropriation and a further reminder of slavery and times when Brown Sugar was a derogatory term and an aphrodisiac for slave masters.

Hulu signed a new deal.

 

[funKYcat75]

Why aren't there cheese pop tarts?

Isn't there enough horror in this world already?

 

[mashburned]

B.B.d.K. approves this post.

Basic.*****.dont.Know. nothin bout no chicken, no cheese, and he damn sure won't enter a thread about breakfast pastries.

 

[TortElvisII]

I would say it's Brown Sugar but that is cultural appropriation and a further reminder of slavery and times when Brown Sugar was a derogatory term and an aphrodisiac for slave masters.

Hulu signed a new deal.

Mick Jagger approves this post.

 

[TortElvisII]

Isn't there enough horror in this world already?

What about chicken cheese pop tarts? Frosted.

 

[TortElvisII]

I am thinking guacamole pop tart is potentially the worst thing ever.

 

[wild mandu]

Oops, I thought that was a younger pic of her. Turns out its just a wannbe. I'll leave the pic up anyway for eye candy purposes.

It's Jessica Burciaga - former side piece of Floyd Mayweather and Paul George.

Apparently this is a thing:

 

[JohnBlue]

I used to buy the blueberry un-frosted but they don't carry them anymore.

 

[thabigbluenation]

no such thing as a bad pop tart. my wife on the other hand has a weird illogical fear of pop tarts. something about bad dreams and being chased by them in corn fields. so i eat them just to spite her. yay marriage.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Frosted Strawberry
Frosted Blueberry
Frosted Frost

 

[Phantom]

That's not JLo but it would be nice to know who she is.

I don't give a touch WHAT her name is....that's smoke

 

[Phantom]

OH, and by the way, FTMFW

 

[GGCAT]

Pretty much a traditionalist when it comes to my Pop Tarts

Frosted Cherry
Frosted Blueberry
Frosted Strawberry in a pinch

....but cold, never hot (have a real distaste for any kind of warm fruit)

With all the holiday themed products out there wish Kelloggs would crank out some Egg Nog or Custard Pop Tarts for the season

Would crush those.

 

[Phantom]

Oh hell yes -- I just hope they're still available by the time I can get to the store.

Mav, they're on the shelf right next to the unicorns and leprecahns. I've had the pleasure of having maybe TWO of these babies, and go back for more and they are gone. I'm thinking about making a black market supply for these.

 

[Nuke99m.]

Mav, they're on the shelf right next to the unicorns and leprecahns. I've had the pleasure of having maybe TWO of these babies, and go back for more and they are gone. I'm thinking about making a black market supply for these.

 

[jwheat]

Recently read that pop tarts are made with patroleum or some ****. I've since doubled down on frosted blueberry

 

[mashburned]

I like how the box says "7 essential vitamins and minerals!".

That's why Billy G tried to stuff Perry full of em.