Best Pop-Tarts

funKYcat75

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Let's go. Yes, I sometimes eat foods that 7 year-olds like.

1. Chocolate Chip (cold)
2. Blueberry (toasted w/butter)

Eff your frosting in a toaster, too.
 

UKserialkiller

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UKGrad93

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Let's go. Yes, I sometimes eat foods that 7 year-olds like.

1. Chocolate Chip (cold)
2. Blueberry (toasted w/butter)

Eff your frosting in a toaster, too.
That's a good list.
1. Strawberry (toasted w/butter)
2. Cookies n Cream
3. Chocolate Fudge

Its an easy breakfast to eat in the car.
 
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Xception

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1.Blueberry
2.Entenmann doughnuts , yea I know but it's the only thread to work those in
 

mashburned

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I ate mostly chocolate, s'mores, and brown sugar.

Now that I'm grown I still eat those but I throw a slice of cheese on them when they pop out the toaster.
 
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TruBluCatFan

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Let's go. Yes, I sometimes eat foods that 7 year-olds like.

1. Chocolate Chip (cold)
2. Blueberry (toasted w/butter)

Eff your frosting in a toaster, too.

There is frosted cherry and strawberry. Anybody who eats anything else is goddamned pinko communist who needs to get the hell off my lawn.
 

TransyCat09

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Brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts taste like a candle store smells. No thanks.

Frosted blueberry or some apple cinnamon variety :fire:
 

mashburned

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That's a damn good idea. Potential billions.

I think if you choose blue/red as your top tart you are a basic *****.
 
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no such thing as a bad pop tart. my wife on the other hand has a weird illogical fear of pop tarts. something about bad dreams and being chased by them in corn fields. so i eat them just to spite her. yay marriage.
 

GGCAT

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Pretty much a traditionalist when it comes to my Pop Tarts

Frosted Cherry
Frosted Blueberry
Frosted Strawberry in a pinch

....but cold, never hot (have a real distaste for any kind of warm fruit)

With all the holiday themed products out there wish Kelloggs would crank out some Egg Nog or Custard Pop Tarts for the season

Would crush those.
 

Phantom

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Oh hell yes -- I just hope they're still available by the time I can get to the store.
Mav, they're on the shelf right next to the unicorns and leprecahns. I've had the pleasure of having maybe TWO of these babies, and go back for more and they are gone. I'm thinking about making a black market supply for these.
 

Nuke99m.

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Mav, they're on the shelf right next to the unicorns and leprecahns. I've had the pleasure of having maybe TWO of these babies, and go back for more and they are gone. I'm thinking about making a black market supply for these.

 

mashburned

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I like how the box says "7 essential vitamins and minerals!".

That's why Billy G tried to stuff Perry full of em.