Boa whoa! Jennifer Lawrence gets naked with a snake

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She seems perfectly fine with people seeing her au naturel...as long as she gets her cut.


Girl Meets Boa: #JenniferLawrence
 
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Kooky Kats

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At first, I thought she was displaying a proud moment in BM history.

Second, after being seen in Jurich's private box, it takes her down a few notches....Like knowing she has genital warts.

You'd still go there, but there'd be consequences.
 

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Originally posted by Kooky Kats:
At first, I thought she was displaying a proud moment in BM history.

Second, after being seen in Jurich's private box, it takes her down a few notches....Like knowing she has genital warts.

You'd still go there, but there'd be consequences.
I didn't know she was in TJ's box :-O
if i could photoshop i'd have her on a harley with Bobby P........ :)
 

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Originally posted by robo222:

Originally posted by Kooky Kats:
At first, I thought she was displaying a proud moment in BM history.

Second, after being seen in Jurich's private box, it takes her down a few notches....Like knowing she has genital warts.

You'd still go there, but there'd be consequences.
I didn't know she was in TJ's box :-O
if i could photoshop i'd have her on a harley with Bobby P........ :)
I thought the snake WAS Bobby P.
 
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Professional nude photoshoots have truly been ruined by the internet and the ease of getting porn from it.


Those pics really lose their appeal when you've already seen her butthole.
 

IdaCat

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First time I've seen a snake hump a girl. Surprised his tail isn't coming out of her mouth.
 

funKYcat75

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Originally posted by IdaCat:
First time I've seen a snake hump a girl.
I don't know about that. Eve got pretty screwed by a snake.

#rimshot
 

Kooky Kats

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Originally posted by funKYcat75:


Originally posted by IdaCat:
First time I've seen a snake hump a girl.
I don't know about that. Eve got pretty screwed by a snake.

#rimshot
#rimshot? Those were in the previous set of pics.

#badum-chi
 
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IdaCat

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Yeah, snakes have an unparalleled way with women. It's because they are the ultimate phallic symbol.
 

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The snake had to be put down afterwards, apparently he was never the same again. Oh and btw, they should of used a garden snake that one makes her look too fat. (See swimsuit thread lol)
 

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She's UL trash. She hangs out with snakes all the time. Bobby and Rick are her favorite snakes. Ashlee Judge wood have posed with kittens and angels causes she loves UK. CEPTS when she opens her dirty mouth to talk poltics.

(All apologies to UCL, you're an inspiration, but I can't do this to your level.)
 

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I guess I got in on the party too late - I never did see the hacked photos. Figured they weren't worth looking at. Now, I hear she was flashing all the goods? I definitely would have liked to see that. She's pretty smoking hot, imo. And, I could absolutely care less that she's a UofL fan. I'm not thinking of a long term relationship where her obviously poor taste in universities would be an obstacle we couldn't remove. I'm talking about a very brief relationship where only the minimum amount of conversation would take place, making it that much better for me.
 

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Originally posted by fballcats76:

she could probably take one that big! She is from Louisville
Are you saying that Louisvillians have big penises?

I thought they were more known for their Crown Royal and Line Beards.
 

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Originally posted by Willy4UK:
Originally posted by fballcats76:

she could probably take one that big! She is from Louisville
Are you saying that Louisvillians have big penises?

I thought they were more known for their Crown Royal and Line Beards.
I'd also love some clarity here.
 

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Originally posted by argubs2:


Originally posted by Willy4UK:

Originally posted by fballcats76:

she could probably take one that big! She is from Louisville
Are you saying that Louisvillians have big penises?

I thought they were more known for their Crown Royal and Line Beards.
I'd also love some clarity here.
Waiting too...
 

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sorry for the delay. I'm saying like most women from there she has a bottomless void!
 

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JLaw is the most overrated "beauty" ever. Her flabbiness was embarrassing in that blue Xmen costume. The previous chick was a million times hotter.

She's not ugly and we'd all hit it, but really she barely would register as the hottest girl in Walmart.
 

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JLaw is the most overrated "beauty" ever. Her flabbiness was embarrassing in that blue Xmen costume. The previous chick was a million times hotter.

She's not ugly and we'd all hit it, but really she barely would register as the hottest girl in Walmart.
Man, your powers of delusion know no bounds.
 
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