Books you'll never see publish - UAT Edition

[Jgbishop]

Pawl.. Phylis.. Bear.. Saban.. Wife beating... You know what to do

Boogity Boogity Boogity!*

 

[FQDawg]

The Alabama Fan's Guide to Ordering Your Cap and Gown

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[dawgman42]

The Winning Formula - by Mike Shula

 

[coach66]

"The Art of Defending Against the Return of Long Field Goal Attempts" ouch

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[Maroonthirteen]

A guide to the University of Alabama academics by Columbus Crimson Tider

Buck Fama

 

[FlotownDawg]

"Pesticides for Dummies" by Harvey Updyke

 

[The Peeper]

"The Fall of the Saban Empire" by Gary Danielson & Verne Lundquist

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

"Mississippi State: My Favorite SEC Team" by Sly Croom

 

[The Peeper]

"Crimson is All That Matters" by Sylvester Crooms

 

[Xenomorph]

Or even herbicides.

 

[bulldognation]

A field guide to Pensacola strip clubs - Mike Price

 

[bulldognation]

Avoiding Sexual Harassment - Mike Dubose

 

[DirtyDog]

Sportsmanship and Fair Play - UAT Officials

This message is paid for by the Forrest Gump Association of Alabammers and is not intended for rebroadcast by rational people.

 

[Shmuley]

Tick, tick, tick. By Tusk. Wait, wut?

 

[kendrickjohnson]

Keeping a Level Playing Field - by Mike Slive

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[sanlzdawg]

"Etiquette and Execution: How to Host a Successful English High Tea" by Phylis

 

[HD6]

My Love of Arbor Day by Harvey Updyke.

 

[The Peeper]

"Holding, Alabama" by Any SEC Official

 

[Col. Forbin]

Why I stopped shopping at Wal-Mart. By Every Bama Fan

 

[jakldawg]

The Complete, Unabridged Field Guide to a Wide Variety of Frat-boy Hairstyles

 

[Shmuley]

Mastery of Verb Tenses. By jgbishop

 

[Dawgzilla]

"How to Shut Down the Spread Option Running Attack" by Nick Saban.

 

[AFDawg]

The Official University of Alabama Campus Map - 85 Percenter

 

[GratefulDawg.sixpack]

Humility - by every Alabama fan

 

[THE Bruce Dickinson]

A Tree Grows in Toomer's - Harvey Updyke

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[uptowndawg]

They Can't Even Spell our School's Name Right - Scott Stricklin

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

"Permanently-Located Domiciles" by The Alabama Fan Base

 

[doublestakes]

Herbicides are pesticides...

 

[Dash Riprock.sixpack]

"Roll Eagle, War Tide, A Guide to Sidewalk Fans in Alabama" by Clanga

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[EurekaDog]

"Bama Fans-A Humble, Realistic, Non-Obsessed Group of Folks"-by any non-Bama fan

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[aTotal360]

"The Day I Enrolled at Bama" - 99.999999% of Bama fans

 

[HD6]

Loyalty to Your Alma Mater by Gene Jelks

 

[horshack.sixpack]

"Crass to Class: the story of weeding out sidewalk fans." - Bill Battle

 

[Crazy Cotton]

The Giving Tree Part Two - Harvey Updike

 

[state2013]

"Playing by the rules" by Bear Bryant

 

[horshack.sixpack]

"Alien Abduction?: My 10+ year quest to find the ahrn bowl again." -Bama Fan

 

[horshack.sixpack]

"There IS a school in Tuscaloosa." -by Bama Grads for Bama Fans

 

[FirstPoetsThenSunDoggy]

Act Like You've Been There: How to Dress Like a College Graduate: Bonus: Appendix teaches you 25 grammatically correct sentences you can use anytime!

 

[lazlow]

1941: How could Bama be the NC if state won the SEC and head to head matchup

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[godlluB]

OVERRATED: The Official Biography of Bear Bryant
-George H. Denny