Boy I sure do miss Mike Shula.
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First he gets rid of Zook, and causes Urban Meyer to go to Florida and get Tebow.
Then he beats Shula, causing them to throw their money at Saban, who is now beating down Florida.
Then he beats Shula, causing them to throw their money at Saban, who is now beating down Florida.
Croom screwed our football program, and managed to screw 9 other SEC schools in the process. Walking disaster.
I think it's karma for everyone that told us how nice a guy he was and then laughing when they turned around.
And then had Bama hired him instead of Shula, he would have ruined their program.
I think this is all a Bama/ SEC conspiracy. They used our impending NCAA probation as a bargaining chip with LT to get us off lightly and in turn they would place a "Bama agent"- Croom, who obviously talked a little too much about the Bear- at MSU. Croom would then do things that no one could fathom, except maybe Les Miles- like punt from the 30, and start a midget at QB. Croom in turn would "save" his beloved program by beating Shula causing a domino effect that led to the hire of Saban.
Of course, we never would have had to hire Croom if Jackie and Kevin Fant had not beaten Eli Manning in the 2001 Egg Bowl, causing Ole Miss to freak out and launch their investigations.
So, it's actually Xenareb's fault.
And then had Bama hired him instead of Shula, he would have ruined their program.
I think this is all a Bama/ SEC conspiracy. They used our impending NCAA probation as a bargaining chip with LT to get us off lightly and in turn they would place a "Bama agent"- Croom, who obviously talked a little too much about the Bear- at MSU. Croom would then do things that no one could fathom, except maybe Les Miles- like punt from the 30, and start a midget at QB. Croom in turn would "save" his beloved program by beating Shula causing a domino effect that led to the hire of Saban.
Of course, we never would have had to hire Croom if Jackie and Kevin Fant had not beaten Eli Manning in the 2001 Egg Bowl, causing Ole Miss to freak out and launch their investigations.
So, it's actually Xenareb's fault.
(even though the qualifications for that job are dubious, as well)
Mike: "and how is everything pairing so far this evening?"
Diner: "um, yeah, this 'bold, powerful, deep red wine' doesn't have any hints of ripe berries or a lingering finish. In fact....I think it's (sniff) Hawaiian Punch and (sip)...north Georgia white lightnin'?"
Mike: "well, sir...it...I...um....Daaaaaaad!!!!!"
Mike: "and how is everything pairing so far this evening?"
Diner: "um, yeah, this 'bold, powerful, deep red wine' doesn't have any hints of ripe berries or a lingering finish. In fact....I think it's (sniff) Hawaiian Punch and (sip)...north Georgia white lightnin'?"
Mike: "well, sir...it...I...um....Daaaaaaad!!!!!"