Brady suspension is reinstated
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Mike: So Tom Brady has had his suspension upheld. Your thoughts, Golic?
Mike Golic: WELL IF YOU ASK ME, HAVING THE SUSPENSION UPHELD IS A MOVE IN WHICH THE SUSPENSION WILL JUST GO ON AND TAKE PLACE. TEH SUSPENSION IS GOING TO HAPPEN BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN UPHELD AND IN ITS UPHELDEDNESS HE JUST GOING TO GO ON AND SERVE THE SUSPENSION MIKE.
Mike: Right. What do you say, Frank Caliendo
Frank: Well, *Jack Nicholson voice* he can't handle the suspension.
Mike Golic: *falls on the floor laughing*
Mike: Sal Pal, whaddya got?
Sal: Mike I'm standing here inexplicably in front of Gillette Stadium where absolutely no one has reported this morning being that it is April and 6:30 in the morning. So not a lot to report
Frank: * donald trump voice* this suspension is huuuuuuuuuuuuuge
Mike Golic: *strokes out*
John Clayton: Word out of Boston is that this suspension may ... or may not ... affect the Patriots' season in a negative or positive way.
Mike: How did you get on the screen?
Frank: *Justice league annoucer guy voice* meanwhile at the hall of football*
Mike Golic: Seizing uncontrollably.
Bomani Jones: If Tom Brady was a black man he would have served his suspension decades ago!
Frank: *stephen a smith voice* yeah
Frank: * morgan freeman voice* yes
Mike Golic.: *dies*
Mike: *swallows revolver*
Mike Golic: WELL IF YOU ASK ME, HAVING THE SUSPENSION UPHELD IS A MOVE IN WHICH THE SUSPENSION WILL JUST GO ON AND TAKE PLACE. TEH SUSPENSION IS GOING TO HAPPEN BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN UPHELD AND IN ITS UPHELDEDNESS HE JUST GOING TO GO ON AND SERVE THE SUSPENSION MIKE.
Mike: Right. What do you say, Frank Caliendo
Frank: Well, *Jack Nicholson voice* he can't handle the suspension.
Mike Golic: *falls on the floor laughing*
Mike: Sal Pal, whaddya got?
Sal: Mike I'm standing here inexplicably in front of Gillette Stadium where absolutely no one has reported this morning being that it is April and 6:30 in the morning. So not a lot to report
Frank: * donald trump voice* this suspension is huuuuuuuuuuuuuge
Mike Golic: *strokes out*
John Clayton: Word out of Boston is that this suspension may ... or may not ... affect the Patriots' season in a negative or positive way.
Mike: How did you get on the screen?
Frank: *Justice league annoucer guy voice* meanwhile at the hall of football*
Mike Golic: Seizing uncontrollably.
Bomani Jones: If Tom Brady was a black man he would have served his suspension decades ago!
Frank: *stephen a smith voice* yeah
Frank: * morgan freeman voice* yes
Mike Golic.: *dies*
Mike: *swallows revolver*
Love all the butthurt Pats fans going off "They hate us cause they aint us".. no we hate you because you can't go a season without cheating.
They *should* be fine those first 4 games. But Division games are different. Pats lost in their final game of the year against Miami, and they were playing for home-field. Buffalo is no slouch, and they will be better this year. Cardinals are gonna wax them. You never know with Houston. They could go 3-1 or 1-3.
The rest of the schedule ain't easy. Two divisional games with the Jets, Seattle, Bengals, Steelers, Broncos.
Brady doesn't have much time left, and New England was stripped of some draft picks so no skill players for a while. This could be one New England's last chances to win a title in this era, and they just got hamstrung, big time.
They *should* be fine those first 4 games. But Division games are different. Pats lost in their final game of the year against Miami, and they were playing for home-field. Buffalo is no slouch, and they will be better this year. Cardinals are gonna wax them. You never know with Houston. They could go 3-1 or 1-3.
The rest of the schedule ain't easy. Two divisional games with the Jets, Seattle, Bengals, Steelers, Broncos.
Brady doesn't have much time left, and New England was stripped of some draft picks so no skill players for a while. This could be one New England's last chances to win a title in this era, and they just got hamstrung, big time.
Pretty happy about this, mainly because Bill Simmons can't go a single podcast without bringing on one of his Boston buddies to make up asinine excuses as to why Brady couldn't have possibly cheated.
He cheated Bill, deal with it, 4 games? WGAF?
He cheated Bill, deal with it, 4 games? WGAF?
