Breaking in jasper county...

[anon1787432961]

 

[Darryl Steight]

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Sidebar, but I watched the original PotA recently and made my 12 yo daughter watch with me. She eyerolled all the way through, just like most kids hate most classic movies - because it's "old". No CGI, bad makeup, weak dialogue, etc.

...that is, until the final scene. Mind completely blown. Now when we watch the new ones, she tells everybody how much she loved the original.

 

[HotMop]

Which one of you low lifes gave these monkeys std's?

My guess is @ClintonInHelen

 

[mike tice]

Sounds like open season on monkeys in Jasper County.

I’m not sure there’s ever been a better response

 

[AttillaTheDog]

 

[ABiggerUglierJoe]

Let’s be honest, with our STD rates, if they didn’t have one when they got here, they would have damn sure had one when they left.

 

[John Deaux VII]

Did the monkeys take out the driver and start driving the truck themselves?

Yeah, and even a viral-laden "aggresive" monkey knows to bypass the Mobile tunnel.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

This will be a PR nightmare for Tulane.

They have punt return problems as well?

 

[CochiseCowbell]

 

[dawgman42]

So you're saying even STD-fueled Louisiana monkeys have heard about Ole Miss sorority chicks, huh?

 

[Wesson Bulldog]

A truck full of live infected monkeys ran off the road north of Heidelberg. Hep c, herpes, and something else. This is serious!!

So, somebody down there never finished the game. I think elephants are next?

 

[Willow Grove Dawg]

So you're saying even STD-fueled Louisiana monkeys have heard about Ole Miss sorority chicks, huh?

How do you think the monkeys got STDs?

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

A truck full of live infected monkeys ran off the road north of Heidelberg. Hep c, herpes, and something else. This is serious!!

In other words, Saturday night in Pearl, Mississippi.

 

[PearlRiverCoDawg]

“Bobby, did they ever catch that gorilla what escaped from the zoo and punched you in the eye?”

No momma. The search continues.

 

[patdog]

Hearing that intercourse with animals was mainstream in Jones county, they drove through looking for a clean truck stop to set up shop.

Not finding one, they made it all the way to Jasper Co and was about to turn around

That’s SOUTH Jones County. Lot of crazy down there.

 

[TheDawg-Pound]

Serious question, how to you get a job with the animal disposal company? What kind of benefits do they have? Can you do this part time?

Whoever they are, man they knocked them out quickly

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Thanks obama.

 

[OopsICroomedmypants]

So these monkeys are infected, but not contagious? Next thing we know redneck Joe will have a bad case of the Covid C-herpes red *** that spreads by cigarette smoke. I'd like to go monkey hunting just for fun. I freaking can't stand monkeys. They all need to die.

 

[The Peeper]

If they left Tulane headed for Florida, how’d they end up in Jasper County? Did the monkeys take out the driver and start driving the truck themselves? I’m picturing it like when the octopus drove the transport truck in Finding Dory.

Here's comment from the driver:

 

[ClintonInHelen]

I hit ‘em…

 

[HomeBoyDawg]

Vegas got to be all over this. I’d like to put $100 on the last monkey to cover.

 

[Trojanbulldog19]

So you're saying even STD-fueled Louisiana monkeys have heard about Ole Miss sorority chicks, huh?

Have you seen the sorority girls at Tulane?

 

[Mr. Cook]

I had no idea that “Planet of the Apes” began in Mississippi******

 

[Shmuley]

Have you seen the sorority girls at Tulane?

Insert Jewish girls joke here.

 

[anon1787432961]

Insert Jewish girls joke here.

 

[DerHntr]

The animal disposal team in MS is probably just random guys from Walmart that heard about STD Covid monkeys on the loose.

 

[Monmorning QB]

If they left Tulane headed for Florida, how’d they end up in Jasper County? Did the monkeys take out the driver and start driving the truck themselves? I’m picturing it like when the octopus drove the transport truck in Finding Dory.

I had the same question.

 

[Dawgzilla2]

The animal disposal team in MS is probably just random guys from Walmart that heard about STD Covid monkeys on the loose.

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There were only 19 minutes between the OP saying the truck had crashed and the update saying all but 1 monkey was dead. I think you're spot on.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

If this had happened in Jones County, someone would've gotten laid. They aren't scared of animal sex or STDs there

 

[Mr. Cook]

This will be a PR nightmare for Tulane.

 

[DawgsOnTheWing]

If they left Tulane headed for Florida, how’d they end up in Jasper County? Did the monkeys take out the driver and start driving the truck themselves? I’m picturing it like when the octopus drove the transport truck in Finding Dory.

It seems obvious where they were heading. But the monkey driver might have had a choice to make at Meridian......

 

[Herbert Nenninger]

You know with all the stressful stuff right now (politics, shutdown, hurricane, etc), I think God just felt sorry for us and thought we needed a good laugh. He said “You know what, I’m just gonna flip this monkey truck over and create a little innocent calamity, just to take their minds off things”.

 

[Dawgzilla2]

I hope the producers of "Cocaine Bear" are paying attention.

 

[MoronDawg]

Not my monkeys, not my circus.

Literally.

 

[mike tice]

How do you think the monkeys got STDs?

Black people ?

 

[Maroon Eagle]

 

[HailStout]

Black people ?

Dude, WTF???????

 

[L4Dawg]

New update: Evidently three of them are still on the lam.

 

[YesIAmAPirate]

New update: Evidently three of them are still on the lam.

And they are saying that they are not infected and Tulane didn't ship them, they were only being housed at the school

 

[mike tice]

Dude, WTF???????

Just throwing out possibilities. Probably not though