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saddawg

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Whoooo - Hooooo.

Now, if by the grace of God, Danver's would come back, I'd buy one of those condos in The District.

No sarcasm.
 

TX Mud Dawg

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I made a couple of trips down to Philly in my college days to go to kystals. The casinos also had something to do with it too though, but I did think about wanting Kystals first. Last time I walked out of casino I had $14 bucks left so me and boys stop by kystal and got sunraisers and headed back to state. Good times
 
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SteelDawg99

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One of my not-so-proudest moments involved me, a whole bunch of beer, and a desire to down a sackful of Krystals w/ cheese... I ate all 12 and didn't even get a damn t-shirt...

That was back in the good ole college days before Krystal's was a Kinko's (or whatever the hell it turned into)...
 

vhdawg

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Sep 29, 2004
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We, along with many others, tried to drive through probably a little after midnight, and when we FINALLY got to the speaker, it told us that they were out of Krystals and Krystal Chicks until 1:30 or something.

Which brought up two questions:

1. What else does Krystal have?

2. If you're out of Krystals and Krystal Chiks after midnight on Thanksgiving, where are you getting more from in the early morning hours of the day after Thanksgiving?

We wound up going to West Point, finding nothing open, then driving back to Starkville shortly after the Krystal deadline, and they did in fact get replenished, and we enjoyed fresh, hot, small, square hamburgers.
 

dawgstudent

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Apr 15, 2003
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but I need to know what kind of fatasses we are dealing with.

Most Krystals you have ever ate.

My record is 10.
 

Frances Drebin

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Nov 16, 2005
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I've had nine at once.



</p>"Nothing to be proud of, Russ."
 

DerHntr

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Sep 18, 2007
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me and BJ finished off a bag of 24 when walking back to the house one night in hattiesburg. i am certain that i had half because there was a puking bet involved. puking of course occurred the next morning.
 

Center Z

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Two friends and I hit the Krystal after Rod Gibson's "TD" vs. LSU in 1999 when I was still a lowly JUCO student. We were all drunk and starving and waited at the drive-thru for what seemed like an hour, but we ordered 2 sackfulls, and my friends consumed 5 each, and I finished the rest.

You do the math.

And I weigh 185 pounds.
 

vhdawg

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Sep 29, 2004
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...I used to routinely polish off 12, and the pot-kettle cartoon doesn't apply to me. I seem to remember doing more than that on a couple of occasions in college when I had a coupon. Nowadays I limit myself to about six.
 

MaxwellSmart

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after a night at Poor Red's ( for some reason I miss that place) and a good bit of Maker's Mark, I took down 18 Krystal Cheese.
 

Porkchop.sixpack

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I mean, I guess we are now talking a combination of stomach capacity and financial recklessness.

I think I ate 12 one time. No cheese. The cheese makes a huge difference in how many I can eat.

To hell with Krystal. Bring back the House of Death. </p>
 

AssEndDawg

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Allgood's Cheese Sticks and burgers at 1:00am. Makes me throw up in my mouth a little just thinking about it...
 

PBRME

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Ahhhh Krystal. The place where Starkville's finest hang out late at night because that's where all the drunk people come. Nothing like passing out in the passenger seat only to be awakened by a cop shining his flashlight in your eyes. Luckily the person driving the car was sober and everyone else in the car was 21. That was my first time to experience a cop standing in the drive-thru randomly checking people as they came by. I didn't make anymore late night trips to Krystal after that. At least not in Starkville.
 

jakldawg

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I've eaten Krystal sober two, maybe three times, just one of those things.
I yacked in the drive through line in Starkville. My roomate had to keep repeating his order over my technicolor yawns. He would order a ton of them and eat them cold for several meals straight. Brave man.
 

dawgpound11

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Jun 4, 2003
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Not Krystal's. Krystal's is supposedly going on the old Millsaps car lot across from the Sonic/Bumpers.</p>
 

jamdawg96

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Feb 27, 2008
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a Little Ceasar's, too? I think it's going in next to Corky's. I've heard the Krystal's location wasn't finalized, and that a new Sonic would be put in by Wal-Mart, with the old Sonic turning into a Bumper's. Solid stuff if it's true. Now all we need is an Olive Garden, a Red Lobster, and a Cracker Barrel.

No clue if any of this is facts though. These are just things mentioned from someone who was just at the GSDP...