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Buford T Justice just called from the grave.....

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Coach34

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and asked why a woman was calling the Thursday night ESPN basketball game....

"Whats is the world coming to".....
 
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Coach34

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and asked why a woman was calling the Thursday night ESPN basketball game....

"Whats is the world coming to".....
 
Dawgpile

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I hope your goddam head was in it!

Edit: Repeated the "punch yo momma" line
 
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Roger L

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I'll go with "Bank robber? Bank robbin is baby **** compared to what this dude has done...nearly killed 20 of my fellow law officers."
 
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GuyD770

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"Plain an simpuh, good OLE fashun cummuhnism...
This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk ****."
 
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"Gimme a Diablo Sandwich and a Dr. Pepper......and make it snappy, I'm in a hurry."
 
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GBryne4Heisman

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Sheriff I can't lie to ya.. Your too good a man..

 
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Frances Drebin

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(waiting on funeral procession to pass)

Junior - Damn, he had a lot of friends, didn't he daddy?
Buford Justice - If they'd a cremated the sum-*****. I could be kickin' that Mr. Bandit's *** around the moon by now.

 
HD6

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Because he's thirsty, dummy.

Nice matching suits. It must have been a ***** to get a 69 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf.
 
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El Diablo Blanco

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"Running up that aisle...... no, she was dancing up that aisle..... Knockers bouncing all over the place....... her *** was wiggling too."

"Nice ***"

" Apprehend that sumbitch for reckless driving"

"Now that all the mutual ******** is out of the way....... Where the hell are you, you sumbitch!!!"
 
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DerHntr

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"This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk ****."
 
HD6

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may remember CDawginHouston's Movie of the Day, where he just threw out a random movie and we posted our favorite quotes. I'd be in favor of that returning, but most of you idiots would just ask for porn movies.
 
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DerHntr

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"Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest! "
 
HD6

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the people on this board don't deserve that kind of fun.
 
HD6

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because we'd throw out Caddyshack and end up on Full Metal Jacket.
 
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