parole status: sol, pending multiple final fours, or a title
parole hearing: soon as clappy gets his hands out of his pants
blueblood status: revoked, with the pending "coach clappy's kissing booth: everything welcome" investigation.
Imagine Rob Schneider's Character in the Water Boy and The Longest Yard. That represents most IU fans in the past 20 plus years. "Oh No! We suck again" and "Group hug in the shower tonight!"