Hey guys! Before we all commit suicide and never chat again, I'm just curious which way y'all have chosen to commit the final solution:
1. Bullet in the mouth.
2. Auto-erotic asphyxiation.
3. Ask fat wife to lie on top of you, smother you.
4. Suck an AIDS-havin' dick.
5. Plant lone tree in Junction, wait 20 years, hang self from branch.
6. Attend Egg Bowl.
ETA: I'm going with none of the above. I plan to stand between Mullen and the door the next time he's asked about injuries, in hopes I will be trampled to death by a bewildered hunchback.
1. Bullet in the mouth.
2. Auto-erotic asphyxiation.
3. Ask fat wife to lie on top of you, smother you.
4. Suck an AIDS-havin' dick.
5. Plant lone tree in Junction, wait 20 years, hang self from branch.
6. Attend Egg Bowl.
ETA: I'm going with none of the above. I plan to stand between Mullen and the door the next time he's asked about injuries, in hopes I will be trampled to death by a bewildered hunchback.
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