C34 Teaser of the Week- sponsored by Iupe's

[Coach34]

teasers aka "suckah bets" have been on a roll....this week is looking good too<div>
</div><div>10 pointer- risking 240 to win 200</div><div>
</div><div>Bammer -14.5 over Mississippi- Bama's D probably outscores Mississippi's offense</div><div>Auburn +12 over Fla- boost from NCAA allowing cheating and they are at home- Fla has played Bama and LSU the last 2 weeks- they have to be beat up</div><div>Georgia -1 @ Vandy- Georgia is simply the better team</div><div>
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[bonedaddy401]

jumped on the same one

 

[Squiddog89]

I still don't know what the hell a 10 point teaser is. Explanation would be grand.

 

[57stratdawg]

You buy drinks for her all night, but she leaves with her ugly, cock blocking friend..

That is a 10 point teaser..

 

[missouridawg]

and as soon as you reach for the pants, she tells you she's on the rag.

It could also mean a gambling bet in which you parlay multiple teams into one bet and are allowed to move their point spreads 10 points. Most sites allow 10 points of movement on the spread for a 3 game teaser and you return on the bet is generally just slightly less than 1 to 1.

For instance (pulling these numbers out of my head):
Let's say I see the following betting lines:
1) MSU +2.5 (against USCe)
2) Alabama -24.5 (against UM)
3) LSU -15.5 (against UT)

If I wanted to parlay these three games in a teaser, I could change all of their lines by 10 points... So I could get
1) MSU at +12.5 or USCe at +7.5
2) Alabama at -14.5 or UM at +34.5
3) LSU -5.5 or UT +15.5

Depending on how the betting site works, will determine your return. As I stated, most teasers give you a little less than 1 to 1. So you can expect to bet 100$ and get about 85$ or so in return if you win.... but remember, to win, all 3 games have to hit. If you miss one of them, you lose.

 

[BudgetDawg]

the 10 point teaser is playing like **** and purposely spotting Utah State a 10 point lead late in the 4th quarter, only to storm and break USU's hearts to win the game in miraculous fashion...of course, this was carefully planned out by Chizik and Co. simply because they didn't want to show us anything for our game the following week.

 

[RobbieRandolph]

It's a new world, gents, new world.

 

[99jc]

college games look at the last 5 year average score and pick the teams that always play close games then tease the under dog 10. If you do a little research on the online sites like bodog this info is easy to find. I can guarantee you will hit 65% of the time.

 

[olemissbydamn]

I think there are better games out there than the FL/AU leg of that bet.

The other two are solid.

 

[Squiddog89]

I just never chose/had the money to partake.

 

[whitedog]

Posting a "teaser of the week" is like posting "tallest midget of the week." Any three teams you put out there with 10 points is going to look good. Over the years I have teased my life away and of all the hundreds and hundreds of teasers I have made, there have only been a handful of bets where you actually needed the 10 points to win the bet. I like doing doing a two team six point with different kickoff times and if by some miracle you win the first, hedge the other team on the second game and with that six point middle you might win both.

 

[ShrubDog]

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[Coach34]

you know- which is better than losing? And I'm 5-1 this season on the TOTW....whether I need all 10 points is irrelevant- bottom line is W-I-N-N-I-N-G <div>
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</div><div>and I have had numerous people thank me over the last couple of years for winning them money</div>

 

[Coach34]

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[Coach34]

flim flam

 

[theepicone]

I do one huge parlay a week for ***** and giggles at $5. This onewon for $349.50
<span id="m_m_WagerSummary1_WagerList1_rptWagers_ctl01_lblDescription">
Football NCAA - Florida State Seminoles -13½ -110 for Game</span> <span style="DISPLAY: block; VISIBILITY: visible" id="m_m_WagerSummary1_WagerList1_rptWagers_ctl01_lblWagerDetail">Football NCAA - Mississippi State Bulldogs +4½ -110 for Game
Football NCAA - LSU Tigers -20 -110 for Game
Football NCAA - Boise State Broncos -34 -110 for Game
Football NCAA - UL Lafayette Ragin Cajuns -8½ -110 for Game
Football NCAA - Clemson Tigers -330 for Game
Football NCAA - Virginia Tech Hokies -270 for Game
Football NCAA - Oregon Ducks -650 for Game
Football NCAA - Stanford Cardinal -1400 for Game
Football NCAA - Georgia Bulldogs -425 for Game

I had a $25 3 game parlay that won me $150
<span id="m_m_WagerSummary1_WagerList1_rptWagers_ctl01_lblDescription">
Football NCAA - LSU Tigers -20 -110 for Game (Won)</span> <span style="DISPLAY: block; VISIBILITY: visible" id="m_m_WagerSummary1_WagerList1_rptWagers_ctl01_lblWagerDetail">Football NCAA - Boise State Broncos -33 -110 for Game (Won)
Football NCAA - UL Lafayette Ragin Cajuns -8½ -110 for Game (Won)</span></span>