Captain Marvel

[Lempface]

My review:

F***ing awesome. Go see it.

Make sure you've seen the prior movies first and if you're not keen on catching up at least watch Infinity War and Ant-Man and Wasp first.

 

[warrior-cat]

no

 

[KRJ1975]

no

A 61 year old who hates superhero movies? How original.

 

[Lempface]

no

Lol, the best kind of poster right here ladies and gentlemen.

 

[warrior-cat]

A 61 year old who hates superhero movies? How original.

A liberal who takes one statement and forms a negative response? Who would have thunk it? Everyone with a brain. Did not say I hated super hero movies.

 

[warrior-cat]

Lol, the best kind of poster right here ladies and gentlemen.

Short and to the point, thank you.

 

[Lempface]

A liberal who takes one statement and forms a negative response? Who would have thunk it? Everyone with a brain. Did not say I hated super hero movies.

Oh Jesus, one of these types, where's the ignore again?

 

[DidneyWorl]

Haven't seen it yet. But definitely will. I heard she has super powers that could clean my house and make ham sammiches.

 

[warrior-cat]

Oh Jesus, one of these types, where's the ignore again?

A simple no sends you into a hissy? [roll]I need to do this more often.

 

[jwheat]

Not enough *** on her. Very disappointing

 

[Cawood86_rivals]

Oh Jesus, one of these types, where's the ignore again?

Use it and shut up.

 

[KRJ1975]

A liberal who takes one statement and forms a negative response? Who would have thunk it? Everyone with a brain. Did not say I hated super hero movies.

You missed the sarcasm, guy. We know the real reason you won’t watch it.

 

[homeytheclown]

You missed the sarcasm, guy. We know the real reason you won’t watch it.

Yep you know everything about why people do things

 

[warrior-cat]

You missed the sarcasm, guy. We know the real reason you won’t watch it.

I don't think you do but, in the spirit of good will so as to not high jack this thread any further, I will keep my reason for the political forum.

 

[KRJ1975]

Yep you know everything about why people do things

My memory isn't as good as it used to be, but aren't you the guy who said "Captain America is a woman" in the political thread? I'll take your comments with a grain of salt after that.

 

[homeytheclown]

to be honest I really don’t care about super hero movies you win captain America enjoy your movie

 

[TXCatFBFan]

Good movie

 

[KyCatFan_rivals45723]

My son and I enjoyed it. At first I was like, "this chick ain't gonna be much help against Thanos." At least not with how the movie started. Of course opinions changed. I told my son how I thought the end credits scenes should go and came really close to nailing them both (great minds think alike [laughing]). Now I'm just anxious for Endgame to get here to see how they end this phase of the MCU.

 

[Lempface]

My son and I enjoyed it. At first I was like, "this chick ain't gonna be much help against Thanos." At least not with how the movie started. Of course opinions changed. I told my son how I thought the end credits scenes should go and came really close to nailing them both (great minds think alike [laughing]). Now I'm just anxious for Endgame to get here to see how they end this phase of the MCU.

Right? My wife and I did a run through of all the MCU movies since I think we had only seen Iron Man 1 and Avengers 1. We watched them all in release order so we could finally watch Infinity War since it was so hyped. Well after the cliff hangar that was IW, this movie really connected things well IMO and was a complete blast while even increasing my anticipation for Endgame that was already through the roof.

Let's goooooooooooooooooo!

 

[DidneyWorl]

 

[Lempface]

Funny thing, I actually enjoyed the movie for the plot line and action and didn't once oogle her ***. Don't you guys have wives and daughters? FFS!

 

[DidneyWorl]

didn't once oogle her ***

umm, she doesn't have one. I've seen drywall with more curves

 

[Lempface]

umm, she doesn't have one. I've seen drywall with more curves

Well sorry it affected your viewing pleasure, maybe you might wanna check out PornHub or something for your fix?

 

[DidneyWorl]

maybe you might wanna check out PornHub or something for your fix?

oh, i do.

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

I think most superhero movies are for dorks, but I’m a big fan of this back and forth between Didney and Lemp!

 

[KingOfBBN]

Funny thing, I actually enjoyed the movie for the plot line and action and didn't once oogle her ***. Don't you guys have wives and daughters? FFS!

Thank you for doing your part in destroying the patriarchy.

Would you like some avocado toast?

 

[funKYcat75]

She and Scarlett will be scissoring in Endgame. That’s how it ends. Thanos starts jacking it with his gauntlet and accidentally turns everything back to normal except Iron Man and Cap are killed in the crossfire when Thanos finishes.

 

[BernieSadori]

Saw it last night. Decent, not great.

 

[Ron Mehico]

I was watching Pulp Fiction on IFC the other night and thought back to 1993 - Forrest Gump, Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction. Great movies. 2019? Aquaman and friends, a Spider-Man cartoon, captain comic and the kangaroos. I mean WTF happened? Is it that 15 year olds and huge nerds are the only ones that go to the movies anymore? All the adults just watch Netflix and series and whatnot? Me and my wife wanted to go on a date night a couple weeks ago and hadn’t been to the movies in probably a couple years. Got a babysitter - got all excited, looked at the movies. Complete ****. I mean pure ****, nothing even looked remotely interesting. Ended up doing dinner and drinks instead, very disappointing.

 

[Lempface]

Thank you for doing your part in destroying the patriarchy.

Would you like some avocado toast?

Yeah expecting someone to be able to take a movie on face value without judging the physical attributes of the lead actress is a strong arm tactic to taking down the patriarch. Smdh

 

[Bill Derington]

It’s a decent movie, along the lines of Antman or Dr Strange.

 

[KingOfBBN]

Yeah expecting someone to be able to take a movie on face value without judging the physical attributes of the lead actress is a strong arm tactic to taking down the patriarch. Smdh

We have to stand up to sexism and white male privilege. That’s why it’s important to support movies like this and the Ghostbusters remake.

We got to keep resisting.

 

[Lempface]

We have to stand up to sexism and white male privilege. That’s why it’s important to support movies like this and the Ghostbusters remake.

We got to keep resisting.

I just liked the movie ffs and this thread devolved into a bunch of miscreants who can’t stand a woman in a lead role. I liked this one because of the story not any other reason. I didn't like Ghost Busters because it wasn't good. See how that works? You don't need to turn everything into a ******* argument.

 

[funKYcat75]

lead roll

 

[Lempface]

Quick on the draw eh? Had already edited it before your post, typos on phones happen... Really.... Nice contribution.

 

[funKYcat75]

typos one phones

 

[warrior-cat]

I just liked the movie ffs and this thread devolved into a bunch of miscreants who can’t stand a woman in a lead role. I liked this one because of the story not any other reason. I didn't like Ghost Busters because it wasn't good. See how that works? You don't need to turn everything into a ****ing argument.

Nothing to do with a woman in the lead role. More with what was said by lead woman regarding old white men.

 

[Lempface]

Doubly so.

 

[KingOfBBN]

I just liked the movie ffs and this thread devolved into a bunch of miscreants who can’t stand a woman in a lead role. I liked this one because of the story not any other reason. I didn't like Ghost Busters because it wasn't good. See how that works? You don't need to turn everything into a ****ing argument.

I’m on your side, buddy.

Alien, Underworld, Terminator 2 all great female lead roles. Then you’ve got the new batch of Star Wars and Captain Marvel and Wonder Woman. It’s really taking it to the bigots.

 

[homeytheclown]

I have no issue letting customers decide if a movie is good or not but I don’t care for manipulating data to polish these liberal turds