Caption this Freeze Snake Pic...

[fishwater99]

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[AHSDawg]

Not a caption but why are his pants so high? That looks so weird. Beyond of course the obvious teeth issues.

 

[Augustus McCrae]

Him's got bigger fangs than me!

 

[Augustus McCrae]

Which one's the snake?

 

[Augustus McCrae]

"And if you call in the next 5 minutes, you get this snake free with your order of oil. Just pay separate processing and handling."

 

[notoriousD_O_G]

..."And if you truly have faith, the serpent shall not harm you."

 

[ShrubDog]

Our mascot is a black snake. You must sell your soul and worship the snake. And say you love to play with snakes.

 

[Shmuley]

The LOOOORRRRRRRD done turnt my gap wedge into a serpent! Hallelujah!

 

[Shmuley]

"Freddy, this here's my Mississippi black snake. [/snort]."

 

[Old Fart Dawg]

somebody call the hearst

 

[Spiderman.sixpack]

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is it just me, or does Freeze look like he has an extra X chromosome?

I mean damn, how does he recruit anyone? He looks special

 

[LawDawg97]

It looks like Couples wants to say

is it just me, or does Freeze look like he has an extra X chromosome?

I mean damn, how does he recruit anyone? He looks special

"I can't believe I had to play 18 holes with this dipshit."

 

[bulldogbaja]

There is so much wrong with this. First, that shirt. And I thought we had ugly merch. That's horrible. Second, dude has put on some weight. Third, seriously, why ARE his pants so high?

 

[lowbird]

Did he get dressed in the dark?

 

[Faustdog]

There is so much wrong with this. First, that shirt. And I thought we had ugly merch. That's horrible. Second, dude has put on some weight. Third, seriously, why ARE his pants so high?

And Freese also apparently used a selfie stick to take this. All around awful.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

'...and that's what happens when I threw my staff in front of the pharaoh.'

 

[Tomas Smid]

Saw where Freeze is driving the pace car at Talladega. The guy definitely gets around.

 

[DamnGoodDawg]

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Looks like master blaster

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[The Peeper]

Freddy, this here snake would be biting me and you if I hadn't taken it to Haiti but see, now, its REDEEMED! Can I get a big Amen from the Club Level donors?

 

[mcdawg22]

While I appreciate to offer to exercise the demons out of my back Hugh, I'll stick with anti-inflammatories and scotch.

 

[anon1787432961]

this comes to mind

What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake.

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[WrapItDog]

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

Brother, How art thou?

...

 

[MrCopperpot]

Yup...

I think Freezus is wearing mom khakis.

 

[Lettucexxxx]

"Black runner, Fred. Speaking of, man, we need a running back"

 

[MaxwellSmart]

I'll bet that this dead snake can hit the ball farther than an Adidas bat.

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

On a serious note, what in the world is Hugh Freeze doing? If that's a King Snake, he just made things more dangerous for him and other golfers...King Snakes kill other snakes, including Rattlers and Moccasins. Even if it's some other non-poisonous snake, they kill mice, rats, gophers, and other vermin that mess up golf courses and cause Bubonic Plague.

And if that IS a poisonous snake, what's the idiot doing handling it? Even dead, those fangs still have venom in them.

 

[tatedog]

If only the Garden of Eden had just one beaver.

 

[Bucky Dog]

"I've gotten used to handling big black snakes on the crootin' trail!"

 

[mcdawg22]

It was a rubber snake.

 

[Shamoan]

an extra x chromosome would mean he has klinefelter syndrome, not mentally retarded. odd, but true fact: the two most common types of people with klinefelter syndrome are 1) prison guards and 2) prisoners.

 

[Shamoan]

TWO MEN ENTER!!!!!.......

 

[BulldogBlitz]

You just watch, those boys on SPS are completely obsessed with me. This picture will be a hit!

 

[thekimmer]

A fake snake holding a fake snake.....

Somewhat symbolic for people who view the bear's penchant for being fast and loose with the NCAA in their recruiting practices as 'playing with a rattlesnake'. The NCAA, like this serpent, looks fearsome but is in reality just a harmless toy.

 

[Col. Forbin]

He looks worse than Woody Austin with that outfit.

 

[lazlow]

pay no attention to the snake....

pay no attention to the snake....but my sinus cavity is lower than my belt.