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starkvegasdawg

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I saw Mullen quoting Romans on twitter yesterday so he probably knows the answer. Big blow to the bears that call him a scientologist.
 

FISHDAWG

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Dan: make sure you buff all the fingerprints off OUR EGG
Hugh: we wont have it long enough to get dirty
 

esplanade91

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"From one gentleman to another, I hope you get Lou Gehrigs disease."

I watched Ted last night. Had to.
 

horshack.sixpack

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Freeze: "Please don't call it your state when we are the ones buying it."
 
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DerHntr

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Why Dan Mullens, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.
 

Arloguthrie

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"Can I replay the Egg Bowl for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"


 

TSUNBearHunter

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I saw that.

An even bigger blow to those posters who claim Freeze is a fraud for tweeting bible verses.

Dan Mullen @CoachDanMullen
Romans 10:17 - "Consequently, faith comes from hearing the message, and the message is heard through the word about Christ."

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os62

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I saw Mullen quoting Romans on twitter yesterday so he probably knows the answer. Big blow to the bears that call him a scientologist.

Geeeeez, I'm so tired of hearing Mullens preach. I bet he thinks he is "holier than thou" because he quotes bible verses..who does he think he is???****
 

Son of 34

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Hugh: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta 17 one, marry one, kill one, go!

(Stepbrothers)
 

PBRME

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Dan: Oh, that was one crazy party. I am hung over.

Hugh: Tell me about it. I woke up this morning, and I **** a squirrel. I mean it. Literally. Hell of it is, damn thing's still alive. So, I got this ****-covered squirrel down there in the office. Don't know what to name it.

Mrs Malzahn: Aw, I'm sorry, Hugh. I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.
 

CoachC.sixpack

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Dan: So will you save me a job to be on your staff in 2014?

Hugh: Nah were not into gimmick uniforms, hashtags, and losing constantly to SEC West teams outside of Mississippi
 
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Hugh: Yeah that Egg Bowl was something else.

Dan: Egg Bowls over, Hugh. We're going for it all, just like '99. The good ole days.

Hey did you hear? Every time an opponent scores on Ole Piss we're replaying it at our home games.

Hugh: Ole Piss? Dan, now that's not professional.

Dan: Professional? This is college football. I will cut your throat if need be. The Pony is open 24/7 now unlike the girls dormitory's, heck, not that that would make a difference. I prefer the pony myself. I'm a Pony guy.

Hugh: Well I like fishing. I'm a Mississippian and I like to run a clean program.

Dan: I'm not in charge of the hashtag's, just for the record. Not me.

DWS will be rocking for the Egg Bowl, so don't Ole PISS your pant's hehehe.
 

HD6

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There is so much wrong in this, the internet can scarcely contain it. Start over and try again.
 

Lettucexxxx

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Dan: Dude, did you sneak those airplane bottles out of the hotel room?

Freeze: I snuck them out like Bo Wallace on a naked bootleg!

Dan: So you slipped and fell exiting the elevator?

Freeze: No. I stood at the top of the of fire escape and tossed them down to Moncrief.

Dan: That wasnt Moncrief. That was Henderson.

Freeze: I smell smoke. Was that the fire alarm?