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[Grove Sh*tter]

"it was actually quite painful, Dan. The little bastard clawed the inside of my rectum like Freddy *** kreuger before he finally suffocated in there. I should have gone to the ER immediately, but I figured my next movement would just push his carcass on out. NOPE. Pretty embarrassing doctor visit, but I have to stay true to myself."

 

[BossDawg78]

"Backstabbing Cocksucking Dipshit Stricklin (left) discusses relentless effort with his newly-hired head football coach, Lying Cocksucking Turd Eater Mullen (right)."

 

[mount lefroy]

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How does $9.50 an hour for a defensive coordinator grab ya?