I threw the Skyhook just like this and as it went through RickRay marveled, "with an arm like that a white guy has no need to jump." Seriously, nutt'in but net.
Todd I told you guys the Little Dooey's all you can eat catfish was a bad idea. I was up all night and I dropped one deuce that was about this 17ing long.
I've had it w/ all sideline reporter interviews. They all go like this (Coach thats behind @ halftime) "We've got to do a better job of (fill in the blank) We'll make some adjustments at halftime and come out and see what happens. (Coach thats ahead) "We did a pretty good job of (fill in the blank) but we've got 2 more quarters to go and they are a good team. Same ole shat every time. The only thing the reporters are good for is finding out if somebody is hurt and in some instances putting the binoculars on for a peek at an arse
1) “So, after they roll the really big wooden elephant into the stadium, our ROTC guys, who have been inside the whole time…”<o></o>2) “C’mon who else believes we can win this football game? Anyone?... Deshea?”
3) "By show of hands--who else is not wearing pants...?"