Casey Dick's Engagement Website...

Shmuley

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an otherwise healthy heterosexual can easily turn into a quivering, conflicted, completely de-nutted metrosexual. She's strong.
 

The Big Slick

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Ha.

She better be watch that. Some obsessed and disgruntled Razorback fan might use the Freedom of Information Act to get access to her phone records...
 

jakldawg

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"I have a huge ear fetish"

...oh my. Hopefully she means that in the casual sense, and not the psychological sense.
and p.s. good job, Casey. You gotta lock that down.
 

Xenomorph

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He's clearly already rounded second base in one of the pictures at the midway point of the video.
 

Todd4State

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What is the <17> world coming to? A website for your <17> wedding? Can armageddon not get here soon enough?

I digress... there is some good humor there. "I like how she wants to go to bed a 9 o'clock" indeed.
 

UpTheMiddlex3Punt

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/shamelessly hotlinked
 

bonedaddy401

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but I watched that portrait slide show and it was so bad I wanted to kick my own *** for wasting two minutes of my life. I really hope he picked that awful music out himself. She is hot but her last name will be Dick for the rest of her life (or at least until he turns into a violent alcoholic after he realizes the playing days are over). And that sucks.
 

DAWG61

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gayest !#%+%$% website I have ever seen. Is that what getting married is like? If so $#$$ that, I don't care how hot that ***** is you still will wanna $#$$ other ***** after 300 times banging it. I am destined for strippers when I am 50 haha!!!
 

SnakePlissken

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(not saying you did DS) Someone must have googled for "Casey Dick wedding" or something along those lines and that is pretty creepy.
 

OEMDawg

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He probably just showed her his stats from our game last year and told her that he was destined for the NFL.
 

patdog

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Probably somebody who's girlfriend is in the wedding party or is friends with the bride who said, "Honey, you've just got to see the wedding album Fellatio has got. Wouldn't ours look good if we did something like that." After which the guy ran like hell and then forwarded to all his friends with a message like "Holy ****, can you believe what this Dick has gotten himself into?"