on a neutral field. Since this is Sim, I'm going to say it was played at the Vet, a site worthy of two crappy teams.
1st quarter- only the bands are there because of the traffic situation AND Todd4State volunteers to work that weekend and gets to park at UMC as a result. His posse hangs out in the UMC cafeteria and scarf down some John Wayne casserole sponsered by UMC GI.
Ole Miss scored first on a Bruce Hall run of 1 yard. Apparently Tommy Kelly took that play off. UM-7 MSU-0
State answers with a 26 yard Jerious Norwood run. MSU-7 UM-7
Then Ole Miss responds with a Joshua Shene 38 yard FG UM 10 MSU-7
Justin Jenkins puts his contact lenses in and hauls in a 37 yard TD pass from Fant. MSU 14 UM 10
2nd quarter- stadium is half full. The lucky ones are taking their seats.
The Rebels answer back with a BJGE 22 yard TD run. T J Mawhinney is drug 17 of those yards. UM 17 UM 14
State stalls on the next drive, but Brent Smith drills a 48 yard FG. MSU 17 UM 17
After two three and outs by the defenses, Brent Sheaffer breaks the tie with a 4 yard TD run. David Kellum soils himself. OOOOOLLLLLLLEEEEEMMMMMIIIIISSSSSSS 24 MSU 17
But State isn't done. After Norwood gets a nice return to the 50, Fant runs a QB sneak and rumbles, bumbles, stumbles down to the 9 yard line. The Rebels are dazed and confused and Aaron Lumpkin is wide open at the one yard line and takes it to the house for a 9 yard TD. David Kellum soils himself. Halftime MSU 24 Ole Miss 24.
Halftime- Maroon Band does Thriller AND then moonwalks. Stadium is still half full.
Third quarter- People who are backed up in Canton trying to get to stadium get pissed and go home. Stadium is half full.
State takes the ball and drives, but stalls. Brent Smith kicks the ball it looks like it's going to be well short, but a gust of wind comes out of the middle of nowhere and breaks the tie in what goes down as a 45 yard FG. MSU- 27 UM 24
Ron Cooper shakes his booty, and stops Ole Miss, clearly shell shocked. State drives down to the one, and on fourth and 1, Jackie digs deep into his playbook and pulls out the QB sneak again, and Fant gets another TD. MSU 34 UM 24
Next two drives for both teams stall as Jackie starts to try to run the clock out and Sheaffer goes cold.
4th Quarter- Pissed off people at Lakeland Drive that never got into the game and listened on the radio start to try to go home.
State starts to move the ball and Jackie orders a dagger- after 14 straight runs up the middle, he finally calls a play action pass, and McKinley Scott is wide open for a 19 yard TD. MSU 41 UM 24
Sheaffer starts to heat up, and attacking Odell Bradley. He drives Ole Miss down to the 1, and gives State a taste of their own medicene, with a QB sneak of his own. MSU 41 UM 31 10 minutes left.
State starts to drive again, and run the ball and the clock out. Brent Smith tacks on a 39 yard FG. MSU 44 UM 31 six minutes left.
Ole Miss goes to hurry up. Tommy Kelly appears to have sacked Brent Sheaffer, but while Kelly was doing a sack dance, Sheaffer runs right by him, and is picked up by the heady TJ Mawhinney who is drug 40 yards to the end zone on a 41 yard TD run. Game is now MSU 44 UM 38 3 minutes left. Kellum soils himself again.
UM tries an onside kick and converts. Ole Miss radio finally borrows rectal tube from UMC for Kellum. Was later dubbed the play of the day for Ole Miss.
Rebels, now with the ball, Brent Sheaffer is under center, he checks the line, reads the MSU secondary and is in a trips right formation, drops back, avoids the hard charge of Tommy Kelly, looks around, has a man open, HAS A MAN OPEN HAS A MAN OPEN!!!AND IT'SKICKEDILLEGALLYNOFLAGBYDARRENWILLIAMS!!!!!!! and lands in the lap of Odell Bradley, who fell down on the play.
And Kevin Fant runs a QB draw and is injured on the play, but you can wrap this one IN MAROON AND WHITE! Mississippi State 44 Ole Miss 38.
3 AM on Sunday. Todd4State and his posse finally get home.