1. Chad hasn't payed back his college debts because the NFL has wronged him.
2. He is planning touchdown celebrations involving a pinata.
3. He isn't going to quit this year, because he's Mexican, and Mexican's don't quit.
4. Troy Palamalu has hair like Moses.
5. Chad literally tears up talking about what at great year he was going to have.
6. He claims that the stadium in Cincinnati doesn't have janitors or a landscaping crew. He takes care of these duties, once again, because he's Mexican (I probably wouldn't have said that.)