These are expectations.
You will open with Jackson State. You may not be familiar with them, but if you want to get the fan base pumped, win by 60. Crooms never scored more than 38 in five years. If you want instant support, beat JSU so badly that you can have the team hang out and watch the Sonic Boom at halftime. 1-0 out of the gate - just like Crooms.
Next up is a trip to Auburn, coached by Derek Dooley. They will be in a rebuilding mode. We only lost to them by 1 last year, so if we can catch them in rebuilding mode, this could be a nice road SEC win. 2-0.
Here comes Georgia Tech, a team that will be in the running for the ACC championship. We probably won't win this one, but I'll go ahead and tell you - be ready for the option. 2-1.
LSU comes to Starkville. This is an interesting game for you Coach. You see, we hate LSU, and there are fifth graders that have never seen us beat them and college students that have only seen us beat them once. Might be too much to ask in your first year, but the way they finished, this is a tossup. 2-2/1-1 though.
Let's go to Vanderbilt. You know what you did to them this year. Do that. 3-2/2-1.
Good Houston team from crappy C-USA comes to town. We won't be alarmed if this is a shootout, because they can score, just make sure you're on the winning side of a 45-42 game. 4-2/2-1
You may have heard of Larry Templeton. We don't like him very much. He's the reason you are having to make a mid-season trip to a Sun Belt conference team. Take care of business and hopefully Byrne will never have you do that crap again. 5-2/2-1
Now here comes Florida. We understand that this is a reunion of sorts. ESPN is going to tout it as the Mullen Bowl. We know we're not Florida, but they have not won here in 24 years. Just be competitive. 5-3/2-2.
Trip to Kentucky. We should have beaten them like a drum last year and Crooms beat them by 17 in Lexington a couple years back. Take care of business and you're bowl eligible. 6-3/3-2.
Not too shabby as Alabama comes calling. Not sure what to think about the Tide - they are losing a lot but they are pretty good. 6-4/3-3.
Now you have to go to Fayetteville or Little Rock to face Petrino and the Hogs. If Crooms can beat them, you can. 7-4/4-3.
Want to become a sheep hero? Beat Ole Miss and knock them out of Atlanta. Don't think we can next year though - 7-5/5-3.
How's Memphis for New Years?
You will open with Jackson State. You may not be familiar with them, but if you want to get the fan base pumped, win by 60. Crooms never scored more than 38 in five years. If you want instant support, beat JSU so badly that you can have the team hang out and watch the Sonic Boom at halftime. 1-0 out of the gate - just like Crooms.
Next up is a trip to Auburn, coached by Derek Dooley. They will be in a rebuilding mode. We only lost to them by 1 last year, so if we can catch them in rebuilding mode, this could be a nice road SEC win. 2-0.
Here comes Georgia Tech, a team that will be in the running for the ACC championship. We probably won't win this one, but I'll go ahead and tell you - be ready for the option. 2-1.
LSU comes to Starkville. This is an interesting game for you Coach. You see, we hate LSU, and there are fifth graders that have never seen us beat them and college students that have only seen us beat them once. Might be too much to ask in your first year, but the way they finished, this is a tossup. 2-2/1-1 though.
Let's go to Vanderbilt. You know what you did to them this year. Do that. 3-2/2-1.
Good Houston team from crappy C-USA comes to town. We won't be alarmed if this is a shootout, because they can score, just make sure you're on the winning side of a 45-42 game. 4-2/2-1
You may have heard of Larry Templeton. We don't like him very much. He's the reason you are having to make a mid-season trip to a Sun Belt conference team. Take care of business and hopefully Byrne will never have you do that crap again. 5-2/2-1
Now here comes Florida. We understand that this is a reunion of sorts. ESPN is going to tout it as the Mullen Bowl. We know we're not Florida, but they have not won here in 24 years. Just be competitive. 5-3/2-2.
Trip to Kentucky. We should have beaten them like a drum last year and Crooms beat them by 17 in Lexington a couple years back. Take care of business and you're bowl eligible. 6-3/3-2.
Not too shabby as Alabama comes calling. Not sure what to think about the Tide - they are losing a lot but they are pretty good. 6-4/3-3.
Now you have to go to Fayetteville or Little Rock to face Petrino and the Hogs. If Crooms can beat them, you can. 7-4/4-3.
Want to become a sheep hero? Beat Ole Miss and knock them out of Atlanta. Don't think we can next year though - 7-5/5-3.
How's Memphis for New Years?