<table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td valign="top"> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: red">COACHING JEOPARDY</span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: #333333">
Alex Trebek</span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><font color="#000000"><span style="COLOR: red"><font color="#000000">Sylvester Croom</font></span></font></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><font color="#000000"><span style="COLOR: red"><font color="#000000">Woody McCorvey</font></span></font></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: red"><font color="#000000">Phillip Fulmer</font></span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">Alex Trebek</font></span><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">: Welcome back to "Coaching Jeopardy" It's been an exciting first round. That being said, let's take a look at the scores. Sylvester Croom has negative 1.7 million dollars.
Sylvester Croom: Damn you and your daily doubles! One day it'll be my turn, and I will do it the Right Way Trebek!
Alex Trebek: Great... Woody McCorvey, with an amazing negative $800,000. Good job.
Woody McCorvey: Woody McCorvey is doing just fine Thank You.
Alex Trebek: And finally, Phillip Fulmer is in the lead with $9.
Phillip Fulmer: We've bent over backward to do everything that we can to make this happen... including going down the day of the game... .....Jelly beans.</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333">
<font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">Alex Trebek: I don't know how anyone could get $9, but better luck to all of you in the next round. It's time for Double Jeopardy. Let's take a look at the board. The categories are… MSU Football; Coaching Inspirations... that category is all about quotes from great football coaches, so you'll all probably be more comfortable with our next category; Dollars and Cents; Wooly Emails; Things you Shouldn't Put in Your Mouth; Offensive Plays; and, finally, Former Players in Jail. Coach Fulmer you're in the lead, so let's start with you.
Phillip Fulmer: Hmm... what? where... pumpkin…cookies
Alex Trebek: Okay, Coach McCorvey, why don't you pick a category?
Woody McCorvey: Um no… Woody McCorvey doesn't make the decisions.
Alex Trebek: You'll pass. Very smart. Coach Croom, why don't you pick?
Sylvester Croom: mumble… mumble... I'll take Coaching Inspirations, Alex.
Alex Trebek: For how much?
Sylvester Croom: 1.7 million dollars and 250lbs of character Alex.
Alex Trebek: Okay, that's completely impossible and makes no sense. Coaching Inspirations for $400.</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: #333333">Here is the clue…</span> <span style="COLOR: #333333">"<font class="sqq">The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have."</font></span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">Sylvester Croom: Who is Bear Bryant?
Alex Trebek: NO. [Woody McCorvey buzzes in] Coach McCorvey.
Woody McCorvey: Woody McCorvey says… Who is Sly Croom?
Alex Trebek: NO.
Sylvester Croom: EXECUTION!
Alex Trebek: I hate you! The correct response is Who is Vince Lombardi?</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 12pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333">
<font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">Sylvester Croom: Hey, a trick question!
Alex Trebek: Yeah, it was a trick question, Coach Croom. Why don't you pick a category?
Sylvester Croom: mumble… mumble… Hey, MSU Football for $600.
Alex Trebek: Here is the clue… <font color="#0000FF">The common denominator for MSU football's lack of success since 2004</font>.
Sylvester Croom: mumble… mumble… Who are the players?
Alex Trebek: NO. [Phillip Fulmer buzzes in] Coach Fulmer.</font></font></span>
</p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: #333333">Phillip Fulmer</span><span style="COLOR: #333333">: What is Shipley's Do-Nuts?
</span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: #333333">Alex Trebek</span><span style="COLOR: #333333">: NO. [Woody McCorvey buzzes in] Coach McCorvey.</span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: #333333">Woody McCorvey</span><span style="COLOR: #333333">: Woody McCorvey says… What is Defense?</span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: #333333">Alex Trebek</span><span style="COLOR: #333333">: NO. What is wrong with you people? The correct response is What is the coaching staff?</span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: #333333">
</span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">Sylvester Croom</font></span><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">: Whatever it is, it's not good.
Alex Trebek: It's not good, Coach Croom. You are finally correct on something.</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 12pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333">
<font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">Sylvester Croom: Wait, wait, wait... All of our receivers are starting to look like the guys that you want.
Alex Trebek: Uh… I'm not sure what that has to do with anything Coach Croom but I'll take your word for it.</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">
Sylvester Croom</font></span><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">: Well, we're doing it the Right Way, Trebek!
Alex Trebek: Again with your Right Waying… Jesus Tapdancin Christ… Coach McCorvey, why don't you pick a category?</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: #333333">Woody McCorvey</span><span style="COLOR: #333333">: Woody McCorvey told you that Woody McCorvey don't do the picking. Now leave Woody McCorvey alone.</span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: #333333">Sylvester Croom</span><span style="COLOR: #333333">: mumble… mumble… that's right Woody. You tell him just like I told you to. Everyone knows I am the Offensive Coordinator, the janitor, and the bus driver!</span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: #333333">Phillip Fulmer</span><span style="COLOR: #333333">: Anyone got a gallon of ice cream handy?</span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: #333333">Alex Trebek</span><span style="COLOR: #333333">: Quiet! Coach Croom… pick a damn category.</span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: #333333">Sylvester Croom</span><span style="COLOR: #333333">: mumble… mumble… I'll take Wooly Males for $1000 Alex.</span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: #333333">Alex Trebek</span><span style="COLOR: #333333">: Coach Croom that is actually Wooly Emails.</span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: #333333">Sylvester Croom</span><span style="COLOR: #333333">: Well now everyone know I don't type. I'm too busy being a father to hundreds of characterless young men so I think I would rather a question about Wooly Males since the ones with Wool seem to like me.
</span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">Alex Trebek</font></span><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">: Right, right... say, let's move on to Final Jeopardy, that should be a lot of fun. And the category is: Authors of a Different Feather. Wait, wait, I'm sorry, that's my bad. That's for regular "Jeopardy", which we'll be taping later today. Your category is: Dollars and Cents. All you have to do is tell me "How much money you EARNED this past season?" [the Final Jeopardy</font> <span style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">music</font></span> <font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">starts as the celebrities scribble some answers] "So how much money did you EARN this past season?". Keep in mind, we want to know how much you EARNED. [music stops, Alex approaches the podiums] Let's see what all of you wrote, starting with you, Coach Fulmer, and you wrote… and you're podium is gone…
Phillip Fulmer: It was in the shape of a twinky. My stomach hurts.
Alex Trebek: You ate your podium? You know what - I don't care. Let's move on. Coach McCorvey.
Woody McCorvey: Woody McCorvey says What is 700,000 chicken sandwiches.</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">
Alex Trebek: What? This isn't a McDonald's commercial Coach McCorvey. Settle down, just relax. Since you wagered nothing it doesn't matter anyway.</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333">
<font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">Woody McCorvey: [in a whisper] Woody McCorvey does too matter. Woody McCorvey almost calls the plays.
Alex Trebek: Fair enough. Coach Croom.</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333">
<font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">Sylvester Croom: Character… integrity... maroon matters… mumble mumble...
Alex Trebek: Let's see your answer.. [screen reads "1.7 Million dollars"] Oh, I'm sorry... that is incorrect. And your wager is... [screen reads "3 More Years"] I don't think that is going to happen. The correct answer was "What is $0.00?" since none of you actually EARNED anything this season.
Sylvester Croom: Ohhhh... I think 3 more years will happen Alex. Winson Churchill say it will indeed!
Alex Trebek: Well, thanks for joining us.
Sylvester Croom: [yelling] EXECTION!!
Alex Trebek: Fine, whatever. That's it for "Coaching Jeopardy"… [shaking head]</font></font></span></p> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table>
Alex Trebek</span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><font color="#000000"><span style="COLOR: red"><font color="#000000">Sylvester Croom</font></span></font></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><font color="#000000"><span style="COLOR: red"><font color="#000000">Woody McCorvey</font></span></font></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: red"><font color="#000000">Phillip Fulmer</font></span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">Alex Trebek</font></span><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">: Welcome back to "Coaching Jeopardy" It's been an exciting first round. That being said, let's take a look at the scores. Sylvester Croom has negative 1.7 million dollars.
Sylvester Croom: Damn you and your daily doubles! One day it'll be my turn, and I will do it the Right Way Trebek!
Alex Trebek: Great... Woody McCorvey, with an amazing negative $800,000. Good job.
Woody McCorvey: Woody McCorvey is doing just fine Thank You.
Alex Trebek: And finally, Phillip Fulmer is in the lead with $9.
Phillip Fulmer: We've bent over backward to do everything that we can to make this happen... including going down the day of the game... .....Jelly beans.</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333">
<font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">Alex Trebek: I don't know how anyone could get $9, but better luck to all of you in the next round. It's time for Double Jeopardy. Let's take a look at the board. The categories are… MSU Football; Coaching Inspirations... that category is all about quotes from great football coaches, so you'll all probably be more comfortable with our next category; Dollars and Cents; Wooly Emails; Things you Shouldn't Put in Your Mouth; Offensive Plays; and, finally, Former Players in Jail. Coach Fulmer you're in the lead, so let's start with you.
Phillip Fulmer: Hmm... what? where... pumpkin…cookies
Alex Trebek: Okay, Coach McCorvey, why don't you pick a category?
Woody McCorvey: Um no… Woody McCorvey doesn't make the decisions.
Alex Trebek: You'll pass. Very smart. Coach Croom, why don't you pick?
Sylvester Croom: mumble… mumble... I'll take Coaching Inspirations, Alex.
Alex Trebek: For how much?
Sylvester Croom: 1.7 million dollars and 250lbs of character Alex.
Alex Trebek: Okay, that's completely impossible and makes no sense. Coaching Inspirations for $400.</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: #333333">Here is the clue…</span> <span style="COLOR: #333333">"<font class="sqq">The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have."</font></span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">Sylvester Croom: Who is Bear Bryant?
Alex Trebek: NO. [Woody McCorvey buzzes in] Coach McCorvey.
Woody McCorvey: Woody McCorvey says… Who is Sly Croom?
Alex Trebek: NO.
Sylvester Croom: EXECUTION!
Alex Trebek: I hate you! The correct response is Who is Vince Lombardi?</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 12pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333">
<font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">Sylvester Croom: Hey, a trick question!
Alex Trebek: Yeah, it was a trick question, Coach Croom. Why don't you pick a category?
Sylvester Croom: mumble… mumble… Hey, MSU Football for $600.
Alex Trebek: Here is the clue… <font color="#0000FF">The common denominator for MSU football's lack of success since 2004</font>.
Sylvester Croom: mumble… mumble… Who are the players?
Alex Trebek: NO. [Phillip Fulmer buzzes in] Coach Fulmer.</font></font></span>
</p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: #333333">Phillip Fulmer</span><span style="COLOR: #333333">: What is Shipley's Do-Nuts?
</span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: #333333">Alex Trebek</span><span style="COLOR: #333333">: NO. [Woody McCorvey buzzes in] Coach McCorvey.</span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: #333333">Woody McCorvey</span><span style="COLOR: #333333">: Woody McCorvey says… What is Defense?</span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: #333333">Alex Trebek</span><span style="COLOR: #333333">: NO. What is wrong with you people? The correct response is What is the coaching staff?</span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: #333333">
</span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">Sylvester Croom</font></span><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">: Whatever it is, it's not good.
Alex Trebek: It's not good, Coach Croom. You are finally correct on something.</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 12pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333">
<font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">Sylvester Croom: Wait, wait, wait... All of our receivers are starting to look like the guys that you want.
Alex Trebek: Uh… I'm not sure what that has to do with anything Coach Croom but I'll take your word for it.</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">
Sylvester Croom</font></span><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">: Well, we're doing it the Right Way, Trebek!
Alex Trebek: Again with your Right Waying… Jesus Tapdancin Christ… Coach McCorvey, why don't you pick a category?</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: #333333">Woody McCorvey</span><span style="COLOR: #333333">: Woody McCorvey told you that Woody McCorvey don't do the picking. Now leave Woody McCorvey alone.</span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: #333333">Sylvester Croom</span><span style="COLOR: #333333">: mumble… mumble… that's right Woody. You tell him just like I told you to. Everyone knows I am the Offensive Coordinator, the janitor, and the bus driver!</span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: #333333">Phillip Fulmer</span><span style="COLOR: #333333">: Anyone got a gallon of ice cream handy?</span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: #333333">Alex Trebek</span><span style="COLOR: #333333">: Quiet! Coach Croom… pick a damn category.</span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: #333333">Sylvester Croom</span><span style="COLOR: #333333">: mumble… mumble… I'll take Wooly Males for $1000 Alex.</span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: #333333">Alex Trebek</span><span style="COLOR: #333333">: Coach Croom that is actually Wooly Emails.</span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">
</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR: #333333">Sylvester Croom</span><span style="COLOR: #333333">: Well now everyone know I don't type. I'm too busy being a father to hundreds of characterless young men so I think I would rather a question about Wooly Males since the ones with Wool seem to like me.
</span></font></font></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">Alex Trebek</font></span><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">: Right, right... say, let's move on to Final Jeopardy, that should be a lot of fun. And the category is: Authors of a Different Feather. Wait, wait, I'm sorry, that's my bad. That's for regular "Jeopardy", which we'll be taping later today. Your category is: Dollars and Cents. All you have to do is tell me "How much money you EARNED this past season?" [the Final Jeopardy</font> <span style="COLOR: windowtext; TEXT-DECORATION: none"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">music</font></span> <font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">starts as the celebrities scribble some answers] "So how much money did you EARN this past season?". Keep in mind, we want to know how much you EARNED. [music stops, Alex approaches the podiums] Let's see what all of you wrote, starting with you, Coach Fulmer, and you wrote… and you're podium is gone…
Phillip Fulmer: It was in the shape of a twinky. My stomach hurts.
Alex Trebek: You ate your podium? You know what - I don't care. Let's move on. Coach McCorvey.
Woody McCorvey: Woody McCorvey says What is 700,000 chicken sandwiches.</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">
Alex Trebek: What? This isn't a McDonald's commercial Coach McCorvey. Settle down, just relax. Since you wagered nothing it doesn't matter anyway.</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333">
<font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">Woody McCorvey: [in a whisper] Woody McCorvey does too matter. Woody McCorvey almost calls the plays.
Alex Trebek: Fair enough. Coach Croom.</font></font></span></p> <p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt; MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: #333333">
<font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman">Sylvester Croom: Character… integrity... maroon matters… mumble mumble...
Alex Trebek: Let's see your answer.. [screen reads "1.7 Million dollars"] Oh, I'm sorry... that is incorrect. And your wager is... [screen reads "3 More Years"] I don't think that is going to happen. The correct answer was "What is $0.00?" since none of you actually EARNED anything this season.
Sylvester Croom: Ohhhh... I think 3 more years will happen Alex. Winson Churchill say it will indeed!
Alex Trebek: Well, thanks for joining us.
Sylvester Croom: [yelling] EXECTION!!
Alex Trebek: Fine, whatever. That's it for "Coaching Jeopardy"… [shaking head]</font></font></span></p> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table>