Cohen come back

[wasabaka]

Cohen, just step down as AD effective the end of this season and hire yourself back as head baseball coach. You have done a fantastic job in your short tenure as AD, but our only men’s program capable of being a yearly national force needs you. If you don’t take the reigns back, we will wallow in at least 4 years of mediocrity. After this year, of course. It’s clear that Andy had other things on his mind this off-season and that’s why we will suck this year. So really, it’s 5 years of mediocrity we are staring at. I can’t imagine us hiring anyone as qualified as you are for this job.

For those that can’t tell, this is half-satire, half-serious.

Andy, you are a 17ing dubmass. It’s never worth it. You put the ***** on a pedestal. Now you’ve lost your $Million/year job. Dubmass.

 

[Msubulldogfan1]

For the half serious part...shut the 17 up.

Cohens the best AD we’ve ever had. Ain’t 17ing that up.

 

[EngDawg]

For the half serious part...shut the 17 up.

Cohens the best AD we’ve ever had. Ain’t 17ing that up.

Well, so far he has

Lost the 3rd best football coach in our history to UF, hired a replacement who hasn’t coached a down, and hired a Baseball coach who couldn’t keep his dick in his shorts.

Granted that’s putting it harshly, but I don’t think we need to build Cohen a statue yet.

 

[Msubulldogfan1]

Well, so far he has

Lost the 3rd best football coach in our history to UF, hired a replacement who hasn’t coached a down, and hired a Baseball coach who couldn’t keep his dick in his shorts.

Granted that’s putting it harshly, but I don’t think we need to build Cohen a statue yet.

Do people build statues of ADs?

 

[wasabaka]

He hasn’t been AD for even 18 months. He’s done a great job so far, but slow your roll on the best AD ever ****. That’s myopic “if I say it enough, it’s true” ********.

He has guided the completion of Dudy Noble, which is an incredible college ballpark. He hired Joe Moorhead, who while we are all excited about, has yet to coach his first game at State. He hired Andy Cannizaro, who couldn’t keep his dick in his baseball pants long enough to make much more than a million bucks out of his $million/year job. Time will tell on Cohen as AD, and it is too early to tell.

 

[EngDawg]

Do people build statues of ADs?

Well, you’re right. We shouldn’t name the Athletic Department Offices after him yet any way. Oh, right...maybe we should.

 

[wasabaka]

I would be fine at this point if he would hire himself as BB coach, and continue as AD ala the 1970s.

 

[MSNCDawg19]

Croom for new baseball coach **

 

[Big Sheep81]

1. He didn't "lose" the 3rd best football coach in our history. Mullen bailed on us. He could have stayed longer but wanted out. Cohen figured that out early and got a short list of replacements ready ahead of time. When Mullen left, Cohen was ready and made his hire in short order. Which other AD in recent memory was that prepared?

2. The replacement hasn't coached a down as a head coach. That is an accurate statement. But that would be true of anyone hired. Head coach experience or otherwise in regard to coming in after the season is over. Not sure what you mean by this.

3. Yep, he hired a coach who is a cooter hound. That's never happened before, right? No other AD has done that, right?

That's just weak **** to talk. Cohen may very well not be the best AD every at State. But in the short time he's been in charge he's been dead on. He has his **** wired tight. That's what a good AD does.