he would first start off with something like Cohen set Greg Houston's house on fire for giving up five runs to UAB and then killed his bulldog puppy with a chainsaw while playing Marilyn Manson.
Then you go with the "tough guy player standing up for himself comment" which would be something like, Nick Routt told me that if Cohen ever did that to his house or his puppy that he would bust that mother<17> SOB, bug eyed dickless bag of monkey s%^# that he is so hard that they would have to call the police and tase him just that Cohen can get up. LOL.
After that, you go with crappy player is transferring because of said incident. However, since said player is crappy, no one cares if he leaves, so you have to throw in someone that people actually at least halfway want to stay so that people will actually get somewhat worried and care. For example, because of said incident David Hayes and AND Nick Routt (got your attention now, didn't I? HA!) are going to transfer to Delta State.
Next, you go with "Things are not as they seem" (usually followed up with the thought in my head, Really? the players aren't happy that they're going to cut? Didn't see that one coming. And Jonesboro has so much to offer.)
Finally, after promoting violence to John Cohen, you rock the verse. Probably out of context. But really who's going to question you? It's between you and God anyway, right? Zebakkhia 13:2 says that rewards come to those who are patient and willing to go through the progression and aren't aggressive.