Colonel Sanders or BK King whos the most annoying?

VT/UK Rondo

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I gotta go with the Colonel. That "he-he-he" snicker and song about "bizkit and big ol coowkie" are like nails on a chalkboard to my ears! The BK King is creepy though.
 

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My middle boy and I have been saying "big ole coooookie" to each other for about three weeks now, so I know which campaign is more successful.
 

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If you revolutionize the chicken world with eleven herbs and spices, you're not annoying. You're a genius.

That creepy King can GGF though.
 
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If you revolutionize the chicken world with eleven herbs and spices, you're not annoying. You're a genius.

That creepy King can GGF though.
His only genius is that he used the recipe of one of my best friend's grandmother. When he opened the original restaurant, it was just as a front for his bookie and bootlegging businesses. True story. Old man was a POS drunk by most accounts.
 
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His only genius is that he used the recipe of one of my best friend's grandmother. When he opened the original restaurant, it was just as a front for his bookie and bootlegging businesses. True story. Old man was a POS drunk by most accounts.
Yep. I know a trooper who pulled him over for driving drunk; didn't slap him with a DUI for fear of his job, though.


Any tech wizards wanna come up with a Chrome extension that would display a certain user name as "Toasted Anus"?
 

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I always feel that one day we are going to be called as character witnesses to @Willy4UK trial.

Just kidding with you, brother.

Anyways, I saw the BK King in the stands near me at a Packers game in the freezing cold in December of 2005 so I admire that guy more. He was dedicated.

Personally I would put two rounds in both of them if I had to choose between them and that giant Kool-Aid man from the 90s. I love that guy.
 

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Lol Darryl Hammond needs to talk like Sean Connery on the snl skits when doing colonel lol. As for the bk guy that dude is weird especially when he showed up at the Belmont with the family who owned American pharoah. I think his next stop was to celebrate at Jared fogles house for an all you can watch kiddy porn extravaganza lol. The only rule would be to be decked out in that creepy outfit while Jared was decked out in subway clothes lol. Lastly, if you made the guest list you probably had to wear something that represented IU sports lol. Jerry Sandusky wanted to be there but he had previous engagements lol
 

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i haven't seen the colonel commercials...dont watch broadcast television...till college football. guess ill be catching up then.
 

VT/UK Rondo

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How does one become a colonel because he looks like an old plantation owner. Maybe someone will become offended and they will take his commercials off the air and make him be more PC. Maybe some khakis and blue UK sweater?
 

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The stereotypes between colonel sanders, his product, and of course his look are uncanny lol.