Congrats Rebs

[bulldognation]

Your student body just voted to dump the black bear and make your sideline mascot a land shark. Well done. You are now a SNL character... a gesture... a freakin' HAND.

Time to start placing bets on what their mascot will be next year.

 

[TBone.sixpack]

Either an empty Zima bottle or a starched Ascot.

 

[DamnitDog]

They will happily choose from the following: Klucker, Krunchy Miker, Dixieland Bander, Konfederate Flagger, Douchebag Lawyer, Douchebag Fratter, Kocky Entitled brat from Madison, Hugh Freeze lover, Christian Hypocrite or plain 'old NCAA cheater. To me they really need to roll out a **** Bird mascot!

 

[PBRME]

Someone didn't do their research.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=land shark&amp=true&defid=826761

land shark
a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the ****** or anus with his momentus impact.

I have to be really drunk to try the land shark, but im usually too inebriated to run in a straight line, so i wake up very sore.

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

A hand is the Reb's usual Saturday night date.

 

[anon1787432961]

See below. More important than ever now.

 

[MaroonNation]

Mississippi Meat Hookers