Congratulations to Andy Schleck. Soon to be 2010 TdF Winner

seshomoru

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Contador = busted

A test new to the antidoping movement was used for the first time at the Tour de France last summer, and now it appears that the three-time Tour winner Alberto Contador — who tested positive for a banned drug at the race — may have more explaining to do.

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At a news conference in Spain last week, Alberto
Contador discussed his positive test for clenbuterol but denied doping.

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That new test detects a specific type of chemical, called a plasticizer,
that is found in plastic IV bags. Evidence of that chemical in an
athlete’s urine could mean the athlete has used a blood transfusion to
boost endurance. The World Anti-Doping Agency bans blood transfusions or
any intravenous infusions, except in a medical emergency. </p>

A test performed on at least one of Contador’s urine samples from the
Tour revealed levels of that chemical eight times higher than the
minimum amount that signifies doping, according to a person with
knowledge of the test results. </p>

</p>It wasn't the cow's fault after all. Also, Bernhard Kohl supports the Seshomoru Theorem that all professional athletes dope:

“I was tested 200 times during my career, and 100 times I had drugs in
my body,” he said. “I was caught, but 99 other times, I wasn’t.
 

patdog

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Is this a different plastic that what is used in just a regular saline IV bag? I have assumed it's common for riders to get a saline drip aftera long ride. I'm guessing I'm wrong about that because it seems way too obvious.

I do agree with your theory of doping though. All the top cyclists are probably doping.
 

seshomoru

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You typically don't store saline for months at a time, and a saline solution doesn't need as "high tech" a plastic as blood. Whatever these plasticizer things are, they apparently can't make safe blood bags without them yet.
 

patdog

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And I agree with your theory that all the top riders dope. I don't see how anyone could even finish the TDF without doping.
 

seshomoru

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patdog said:
And I agree with your theory that all the top riders dope. I don't see how anyone could even finish the TDF without doping.
Finish? Easily. The endurance of these guys, dope or no dope, is flat our ridiculous. Just not anywhere close to the speed at which they do it now. It really is absurd when you think about it.

Just watch Contador and Schleck in last years race up the Col du Tourmalet (doping aside it was the coolest stage I've ever seen in a tour). I don't think Andy is clean, per my theorem, but he is also the top climber in the pro ranks outside of Contador. Still, there is absolutely no way the gap between them is that big. And by gap, I don't mean the total time difference. Schleck looked like a wreck going up that mountain, and Contador looked like he was just lazily keeping up with him. I think he was so doped up he could have dropped Andy for about 5 minutes, but that would have raised to many eyebrows. Conspiracy-ku.
 

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The World Anti-Doping Agency bans blood transfusions or
any intravenous infusions, except in a medical emergency.

No, they are not allowed to take IV fluids after a race or any time for that matter. This was part of the anti-doping regulations that went in after the first wave of cheating discredited the sport.
 

weblow

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Every time I hear someone claim that Lance Armstrong was clean I laugh at them. There is no way he was that much better than the rest of the field without doping. They all do it and some do it more than others.



I could actually give a **** that they all dope. I still love to watch the tour and could care less but Armstrong pisses me off, damn near every magazine I pick up and read is about how poor Lance is always accused and has always tested clean and that is ********. He has failed test before and had excuses for his failed test.