Mid November CPL Football! You want IHSA Playoffs, we got that, but we know what you're here for...PREP BOWL PLAYOFFS!!!!! On to the picks!
Prep Bowl Playoffs! Both Games at Hanson on Saturday! That means pre/post game cocktails at the Pioneer Lounge across Fullerton from the stadium. I cut my CPL teeth at Hanson watching old school Big Shoulders Conference Games. Chokes me up thinking about them. I always get bummed that Hanson doesn't have the old turf anymore, that teams aren't taking the CTA to the stadium in full gear, and that there is a good chance one fan will take a tumble on the crumbling bleachers. Then it occurs to me that I can just roll up Laramie after the games to The Windsor! Guaranteed to be chock full of old Big Shoulders coaches reminiscing about the old days! Much like at the Har Hig on Higgins, if you get there at the right time, you never even need to open your wallet!
Kenwood vs. Lane
Lane has played one good team this year. And Oswego beat them by 40. Not saying Kenwood is Oswego, but they don't have to be...
Broncos!
Morgan Park vs. Young
Why did the horse sneeze?
Hay Fever!
What did the horse say when it fell?
I've fallen and I can't giddy up!
Why couldn't the pony sing?
Because he was a little hoarse!
Saddle up pardner! Gonna be all horses this week!
Mustangs!
Bonus IHSA Playoffs!
King vs St Francis
A king and a farmer died at the same time and arrived at the pearly gates. St. Peter told them, "Heaven is getting crowded, so I can only allow one of you in based on what you could do on Earth."
The farmer went first. "I planted a pear tree," he said, "and it grew huge, delicious fruits."
"Wonderful," said St. Peter.
Then it was the king's turn. He immediately went to the nearest toilet and flushed it.
St. Peter thought for a moment and then decided to let the king into heaven.
The moral of the story is: A royal flush always beats a pair!
If St Peter isn't taking St Francis,....
King!
ESL vs Simeon
You want more hilarity? All right, here goes...
What do you call a plane that flies backwards?
A receding airline!
What has a nose and flies but can't spell?
An airplane!
The only thing funny about this one is how much the BLUE AND GOLD!!!! are gonna shock the world!
Wolverbees!
Prep Bowl Playoffs! Both Games at Hanson on Saturday! That means pre/post game cocktails at the Pioneer Lounge across Fullerton from the stadium. I cut my CPL teeth at Hanson watching old school Big Shoulders Conference Games. Chokes me up thinking about them. I always get bummed that Hanson doesn't have the old turf anymore, that teams aren't taking the CTA to the stadium in full gear, and that there is a good chance one fan will take a tumble on the crumbling bleachers. Then it occurs to me that I can just roll up Laramie after the games to The Windsor! Guaranteed to be chock full of old Big Shoulders coaches reminiscing about the old days! Much like at the Har Hig on Higgins, if you get there at the right time, you never even need to open your wallet!
Kenwood vs. Lane
Lane has played one good team this year. And Oswego beat them by 40. Not saying Kenwood is Oswego, but they don't have to be...
Broncos!
Morgan Park vs. Young
Why did the horse sneeze?
Hay Fever!
What did the horse say when it fell?
I've fallen and I can't giddy up!
Why couldn't the pony sing?
Because he was a little hoarse!
Saddle up pardner! Gonna be all horses this week!
Mustangs!
Bonus IHSA Playoffs!
King vs St Francis
A king and a farmer died at the same time and arrived at the pearly gates. St. Peter told them, "Heaven is getting crowded, so I can only allow one of you in based on what you could do on Earth."
The farmer went first. "I planted a pear tree," he said, "and it grew huge, delicious fruits."
"Wonderful," said St. Peter.
Then it was the king's turn. He immediately went to the nearest toilet and flushed it.
St. Peter thought for a moment and then decided to let the king into heaven.
The moral of the story is: A royal flush always beats a pair!
If St Peter isn't taking St Francis,....
King!
ESL vs Simeon
You want more hilarity? All right, here goes...
What do you call a plane that flies backwards?
A receding airline!
What has a nose and flies but can't spell?
An airplane!
The only thing funny about this one is how much the BLUE AND GOLD!!!! are gonna shock the world!
Wolverbees!
