Crazy exes

paindonthurt

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In 1981 my fiancé (technically an x)
Went to Panama City on a girl’s trip.
She met a guy named Tom Lester (Eb the hired hand on green acres) boinked him and came home and broke up with me and said she was moving to Hollywood.
Last I heard of her was she is in a assisted living facility in Corinth Ms
Just out of curiosity whats your general age range? I got a lot of friends in CAR rinth
 

John Deaux VII

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In 1981 my fiancé (technically an x)
Went to Panama City on a girl’s trip.
She met a guy named Tom Lester (Eb the hired hand on green acres) boinked him and came home and broke up with me and said she was moving to Hollywood.
Last I heard of her was she is in a assisted living facility in Corinth Ms
Goddang it, now I can't get pictures of Tom Lester / Eb doing the Leadco Shuffle and Jerry Clower saying "Now remmeber this good...one-eigh-hundred, fiive three ohh, sevm six six fiiive" out of my head.
 
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PBRME

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Looked up my crazy ex a couple months ago and found a mugshot. Didn’t say what it was. I assume either dui or domestic abuse.
 
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greenbean.sixpack

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I wouldn’t want to run a country who was being taken over either
Is it being taken over, or more of a case a weak/woke politicians and law enforcement?

According to the 2021 Census, about 19% of England’s population identified as non-white, while 81% identified as white.

The non-white population of England was approximately:
  • Asian/Asian British: 9.6% (about 5.4 million)
  • Black/Black British: 4.2% (about 2.4 million)
  • Mixed or Multiple ethnic groups: 3.0% (about 1.7 million)
  • Other ethnic groups: 2.2% (about 1.2 million)
 

patdog

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Is it being taken over, or more of a case a weak/woke politicians and law enforcement?

According to the 2021 Census, about 19% of England’s population identified as non-white, while 81% identified as white.

The non-white population of England was approximately:
  • Asian/Asian British: 9.6% (about 5.4 million)
  • Black/Black British: 4.2% (about 2.4 million)
  • Mixed or Multiple ethnic groups: 3.0% (about 1.7 million)
  • Other ethnic groups: 2.2% (about 1.2 million)
A certain religion has makes up 6.5% of the Great Britain population. And London is 15%. By comparison it's only 1.3% of the US population.
 

Napoleon378

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Is it being taken over, or more of a case a weak/woke politicians and law enforcement?

According to the 2021 Census, about 19% of England’s population identified as non-white, while 81% identified as white.

The non-white population of England was approximately:
  • Asian/Asian British: 9.6% (about 5.4 million)
  • Black/Black British: 4.2% (about 2.4 million)
  • Mixed or Multiple ethnic groups: 3.0% (about 1.7 million)
  • Other ethnic groups: 2.2% (about 1.2 million)
then you look into the birthing rates and who is having babies over there and you can see what is coming down the pipe.
 

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This girl ended up being my ex and fortunately didn’t act like her mother afterward. The story is about her mother as an ex. After the divorce, the mom would tell my girlfriend when she was in middle and high school to do sh%t to her dad when she was at his house for the weekends that he had custody. At momma’s direction, she would put pickle juice in his cologne, mayonnaise in his shampoo bottle, pepper sauce in his condiments and leftovers, dirty old nasty panties in his new wife’s dresser, leave opened condoms in his truck in random spots for the new wife to hopefully find, etc. She was not ashamed of these activities even though it was years later.

Once I heard the stories, I waited exactly 3 weeks and broke up with her carefully and didn’t even consider telling her it was because of the crap she had done to her dad. I know her mom was the bad influence, but I didn’t have the time or the motivation to fix her. Plus, she had pointy elbows.
 

POTUS

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This girl ended up being my ex and fortunately didn’t act like her mother afterward. The story is about her mother as an ex. After the divorce, the mom would tell my girlfriend when she was in middle and high school to do sh%t to her dad when she was at his house for the weekends that he had custody. At momma’s direction, she would put pickle juice in his cologne, mayonnaise in his shampoo bottle, pepper sauce in his condiments and leftovers, dirty old nasty panties in his new wife’s dresser, leave opened condoms in his truck in random spots for the new wife to hopefully find, etc. She was not ashamed of these activities even though it was years later.

Once I heard the stories, I waited exactly 3 weeks and broke up with her carefully and didn’t even consider telling her it was because of the crap she had done to her dad. I know her mom was the bad influence, but I didn’t have the time or the motivation to fix her. Plus, she had pointy elbows.
I didn’t expect this thread to be as frightening as it is. Moral is don’t put it in crazy I guess.
 
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BulldogBlitz

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Bipolar employee has manic episode in store over 4 days because she's vaping high octane pot. Believes she and I have sex in middle of retail floor during daytime. When fired, tells DoL its because she was forced to vape so we could have sex. Fired end of January, as of 2 weeks ago calls my wife to let her know that im doing tiktok lives with her dressed as a woman to get nudes with her.

Abridged.
 
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Villagedawg

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I didn’t expect this thread to be as frightening as it is. Moral is don’t put it in crazy I guess.
But damn. That’s like saying don’t drink that cold beer in the fridge after mowing the yard.
 

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A bit crazy
 

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grinningmule

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Can someone translate @BulldogBlitz post?

Reading Read GIF
 

dawgman42

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Can someone translate @BulldogBlitz post?
Here's the AI, Piggly Wiggly version:


The Red Flags​

We hired a woman named Stef, and it didn’t take long for the erratic behavior to begin. Initially, I attributed her drastic mood swings to a cocktail of prescription drugs she claimed made her dizzy. However, the oversharing started quickly. She casually revealed that she and her husband used to run an OnlyFans account, sending explicit content to subscribers until she realized most of her audience consisted of her friends' husbands. She also boasted about starting a local group for women doing similar sex work, which resulted in a stalker harassing her at her previous job. Adding to the absurdity, she claimed her husband actively fielded text messages from local men asking him to come over and pleasure their wives. She even looked these men up on Facebook to show us their faces, just in case they ever wandered into our store. My wife and I didn't quite know what to make of these revelations, but we brushed them off as just a colorful "past life."

The Indecent Proposal​

The situation escalated dramatically when Stef explicitly propositioned me. She rattled off a tawdry, detailed list of sex acts she would permit me to perform on her, claiming she wanted to do it to "spur her husband on" because he didn't appreciate her. I awkwardly laughed it off, pointing out the logistical impossibility of doing any of that in our store. She insisted she knew how to hide it, but I shut it down, noting that my wife and her husband would never approve of such an arrangement. When I went home and told my wife, she just laughed at the sheer absurdity of the logistics.

The very next day, Stef came in and casually mentioned that she had told her husband about her proposition. Unsurprisingly, they fought until 4:00 AM. He threatened to kill her, leave her in a ditch, and make my wife suffer. Despite his history of violence, Stef completely shrugged off the threat. When my wife dropped by the store later with Stef's tax info, I braced myself for a Jerry Springer moment, but nothing happened. Stef acted completely normal, though the teasing commentary continued.

The Downward Spiral and Termination​

By Friday, Stef's behavior completely unraveled. She spent the afternoon constantly stepping out to get high. She returned to barrage me with relentless dirty talk, propositioned me again, and even lifted her shirt to flash an under-boob tattoo that she proudly noted was also visible in an old photo on the internet. She was entirely out of it. When it was time to close, I told her how bad this looked and asked if I needed to call her husband to drive her home. She vehemently refused, walked to her car, and blew a massive cloud of vape smoke.

When she was finally confronted about her behavior, she bizarrely demanded to know why I wouldn't "own" what had happened between us. I repeatedly told her there was absolutely nothing to own because nothing had ever happened. My wife stepped in, told Stef her life was spiraling out of control, wished her well, and fired her.

The Fabricated Assault and the Pot Store​

Two weeks later, the unemployment drama began. Stef texted me, accusing my wife of lying on the termination paperwork to block her unemployment benefits. After a brief back-and-forth, she revealed she had gotten a new job doing samples "next door" at a pot dispensary and no longer needed the money.

During this time, my wife uncovered the full extent of Stef's delusions by reviewing screenshots of texts between Stef and her husband. Stef had completely fabricated a narrative, telling her husband that I was supplying her with drugs and forcing myself on her. Ironically, despite these severe allegations of assault, her husband—who had previously threatened to leave her in a ditch over a hypothetical proposition—never once came to the store or confronted me.

Stef's new job at the dispensary lasted a mere eight days. After being fired, she audaciously walked right back into our store and asked for her job back. I took the lead and immediately shut her down, explaining she wasn't welcome back because we couldn't trust the insane, drug-fueled narratives she and her husband were spinning.

The Bizarre TikTok Conclusion​

You'd think that would be the end of it, but two weeks ago, Stef reached out requesting a call with my wife. She claimed she had been sending nudes to a woman on TikTok, but noticed the woman was wearing a mask and had a white beard—which she somehow concluded was me in disguise. This mysterious catfish had gotten mad and doxxed Stef's phone number, so Stef was threatening to call the cops on us.

My wife unleashed on her. She reminded Stef that we legally had to send her the Department of Labor paperwork she was ignoring, and scolded her harshly for her life choices. She reminded Stef that she is a 35-year-old mother of four and demanded to know why she was sending nudes to strangers on the internet in the first place, telling her to finally get her life together.

Looking back, I realize my old-school experiences with weed left me entirely naive. Back in the day, you knew when someone was smoking pot. Stef was hitting a highly concentrated vape disguised as a quick drink run to the grocery store next door, leaving no scent behind. We know we likely haven't heard the last of her, as her next inevitable job loss will probably trigger another round of drama.

Them bitches be crazy!
 

jethreauxdawg

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Here's the AI, Piggly Wiggly version:


The Red Flags​

We hired a woman named Stef, and it didn’t take long for the erratic behavior to begin. Initially, I attributed her drastic mood swings to a cocktail of prescription drugs she claimed made her dizzy. However, the oversharing started quickly. She casually revealed that she and her husband used to run an OnlyFans account, sending explicit content to subscribers until she realized most of her audience consisted of her friends' husbands. She also boasted about starting a local group for women doing similar sex work, which resulted in a stalker harassing her at her previous job. Adding to the absurdity, she claimed her husband actively fielded text messages from local men asking him to come over and pleasure their wives. She even looked these men up on Facebook to show us their faces, just in case they ever wandered into our store. My wife and I didn't quite know what to make of these revelations, but we brushed them off as just a colorful "past life."

The Indecent Proposal​

The situation escalated dramatically when Stef explicitly propositioned me. She rattled off a tawdry, detailed list of sex acts she would permit me to perform on her, claiming she wanted to do it to "spur her husband on" because he didn't appreciate her. I awkwardly laughed it off, pointing out the logistical impossibility of doing any of that in our store. She insisted she knew how to hide it, but I shut it down, noting that my wife and her husband would never approve of such an arrangement. When I went home and told my wife, she just laughed at the sheer absurdity of the logistics.

The very next day, Stef came in and casually mentioned that she had told her husband about her proposition. Unsurprisingly, they fought until 4:00 AM. He threatened to kill her, leave her in a ditch, and make my wife suffer. Despite his history of violence, Stef completely shrugged off the threat. When my wife dropped by the store later with Stef's tax info, I braced myself for a Jerry Springer moment, but nothing happened. Stef acted completely normal, though the teasing commentary continued.

The Downward Spiral and Termination​

By Friday, Stef's behavior completely unraveled. She spent the afternoon constantly stepping out to get high. She returned to barrage me with relentless dirty talk, propositioned me again, and even lifted her shirt to flash an under-boob tattoo that she proudly noted was also visible in an old photo on the internet. She was entirely out of it. When it was time to close, I told her how bad this looked and asked if I needed to call her husband to drive her home. She vehemently refused, walked to her car, and blew a massive cloud of vape smoke.

When she was finally confronted about her behavior, she bizarrely demanded to know why I wouldn't "own" what had happened between us. I repeatedly told her there was absolutely nothing to own because nothing had ever happened. My wife stepped in, told Stef her life was spiraling out of control, wished her well, and fired her.

The Fabricated Assault and the Pot Store​

Two weeks later, the unemployment drama began. Stef texted me, accusing my wife of lying on the termination paperwork to block her unemployment benefits. After a brief back-and-forth, she revealed she had gotten a new job doing samples "next door" at a pot dispensary and no longer needed the money.

During this time, my wife uncovered the full extent of Stef's delusions by reviewing screenshots of texts between Stef and her husband. Stef had completely fabricated a narrative, telling her husband that I was supplying her with drugs and forcing myself on her. Ironically, despite these severe allegations of assault, her husband—who had previously threatened to leave her in a ditch over a hypothetical proposition—never once came to the store or confronted me.

Stef's new job at the dispensary lasted a mere eight days. After being fired, she audaciously walked right back into our store and asked for her job back. I took the lead and immediately shut her down, explaining she wasn't welcome back because we couldn't trust the insane, drug-fueled narratives she and her husband were spinning.

The Bizarre TikTok Conclusion​

You'd think that would be the end of it, but two weeks ago, Stef reached out requesting a call with my wife. She claimed she had been sending nudes to a woman on TikTok, but noticed the woman was wearing a mask and had a white beard—which she somehow concluded was me in disguise. This mysterious catfish had gotten mad and doxxed Stef's phone number, so Stef was threatening to call the cops on us.

My wife unleashed on her. She reminded Stef that we legally had to send her the Department of Labor paperwork she was ignoring, and scolded her harshly for her life choices. She reminded Stef that she is a 35-year-old mother of four and demanded to know why she was sending nudes to strangers on the internet in the first place, telling her to finally get her life together.

Looking back, I realize my old-school experiences with weed left me entirely naive. Back in the day, you knew when someone was smoking pot. Stef was hitting a highly concentrated vape disguised as a quick drink run to the grocery store next door, leaving no scent behind. We know we likely haven't heard the last of her, as her next inevitable job loss will probably trigger another round of drama.

Them bitches be crazy!
We’re looking for a new receptionist at work. If y’all hear of some woman who needs a job, let me know.
 

Dawgbite

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I didn’t expect this thread to be as frightening as it is. Moral is don’t put it in crazy I guess.
As a woman that I worked with once told me “we’re all crazy, some of us just control it better than others “.
 

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I have also been heard saying, even to my wife, its a real shame I didnt get to enjoy even part of the menu stef stated, at least I could have had the fun and been stuck in that end of a lie instead of the delusions we are still confused by.

Sorry about the length. I did abuse this as a journal session. Haha.
Sir, this is a Wendy's...
 
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grinningmule

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Here's the AI, Piggly Wiggly version:


The Red Flags​

We hired a woman named Stef, and it didn’t take long for the erratic behavior to begin. Initially, I attributed her drastic mood swings to a cocktail of prescription drugs she claimed made her dizzy. However, the oversharing started quickly. She casually revealed that she and her husband used to run an OnlyFans account, sending explicit content to subscribers until she realized most of her audience consisted of her friends' husbands. She also boasted about starting a local group for women doing similar sex work, which resulted in a stalker harassing her at her previous job. Adding to the absurdity, she claimed her husband actively fielded text messages from local men asking him to come over and pleasure their wives. She even looked these men up on Facebook to show us their faces, just in case they ever wandered into our store. My wife and I didn't quite know what to make of these revelations, but we brushed them off as just a colorful "past life."

The Indecent Proposal​

The situation escalated dramatically when Stef explicitly propositioned me. She rattled off a tawdry, detailed list of sex acts she would permit me to perform on her, claiming she wanted to do it to "spur her husband on" because he didn't appreciate her. I awkwardly laughed it off, pointing out the logistical impossibility of doing any of that in our store. She insisted she knew how to hide it, but I shut it down, noting that my wife and her husband would never approve of such an arrangement. When I went home and told my wife, she just laughed at the sheer absurdity of the logistics.

The very next day, Stef came in and casually mentioned that she had told her husband about her proposition. Unsurprisingly, they fought until 4:00 AM. He threatened to kill her, leave her in a ditch, and make my wife suffer. Despite his history of violence, Stef completely shrugged off the threat. When my wife dropped by the store later with Stef's tax info, I braced myself for a Jerry Springer moment, but nothing happened. Stef acted completely normal, though the teasing commentary continued.

The Downward Spiral and Termination​

By Friday, Stef's behavior completely unraveled. She spent the afternoon constantly stepping out to get high. She returned to barrage me with relentless dirty talk, propositioned me again, and even lifted her shirt to flash an under-boob tattoo that she proudly noted was also visible in an old photo on the internet. She was entirely out of it. When it was time to close, I told her how bad this looked and asked if I needed to call her husband to drive her home. She vehemently refused, walked to her car, and blew a massive cloud of vape smoke.

When she was finally confronted about her behavior, she bizarrely demanded to know why I wouldn't "own" what had happened between us. I repeatedly told her there was absolutely nothing to own because nothing had ever happened. My wife stepped in, told Stef her life was spiraling out of control, wished her well, and fired her.

The Fabricated Assault and the Pot Store​

Two weeks later, the unemployment drama began. Stef texted me, accusing my wife of lying on the termination paperwork to block her unemployment benefits. After a brief back-and-forth, she revealed she had gotten a new job doing samples "next door" at a pot dispensary and no longer needed the money.

During this time, my wife uncovered the full extent of Stef's delusions by reviewing screenshots of texts between Stef and her husband. Stef had completely fabricated a narrative, telling her husband that I was supplying her with drugs and forcing myself on her. Ironically, despite these severe allegations of assault, her husband—who had previously threatened to leave her in a ditch over a hypothetical proposition—never once came to the store or confronted me.

Stef's new job at the dispensary lasted a mere eight days. After being fired, she audaciously walked right back into our store and asked for her job back. I took the lead and immediately shut her down, explaining she wasn't welcome back because we couldn't trust the insane, drug-fueled narratives she and her husband were spinning.

The Bizarre TikTok Conclusion​

You'd think that would be the end of it, but two weeks ago, Stef reached out requesting a call with my wife. She claimed she had been sending nudes to a woman on TikTok, but noticed the woman was wearing a mask and had a white beard—which she somehow concluded was me in disguise. This mysterious catfish had gotten mad and doxxed Stef's phone number, so Stef was threatening to call the cops on us.

My wife unleashed on her. She reminded Stef that we legally had to send her the Department of Labor paperwork she was ignoring, and scolded her harshly for her life choices. She reminded Stef that she is a 35-year-old mother of four and demanded to know why she was sending nudes to strangers on the internet in the first place, telling her to finally get her life together.

Looking back, I realize my old-school experiences with weed left me entirely naive. Back in the day, you knew when someone was smoking pot. Stef was hitting a highly concentrated vape disguised as a quick drink run to the grocery store next door, leaving no scent behind. We know we likely haven't heard the last of her, as her next inevitable job loss will probably trigger another round of drama.

Them bitches be crazy!
And some of you bi tch about AI Data Centers