CRAZY. Just heard that Robert Nkemdiche will visit MSU due to the Townsend hire
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Who told you that? Your barber?...
...Recruiting season in the state of Mississippi is when local barbers are elevated to the status of Delphi oracles.
...Recruiting season in the state of Mississippi is when local barbers are elevated to the status of Delphi oracles.
It's true and I have proof
I use the same barber as Troy Polomalu (we have similar hairstyles). My barber said that Polomalu was friends with Townsend from their days with the Steelers. Polomalu also is friends with the Nkimdechi family. Polomalu is obviously a Somalian name, as is Nkimdechi. Troy's dad and Robert Nkimdechi's dad lived on the same block in Mogadishu and used to play in the street and shoot RPG's at each other. They are old friends. Polomalu told my barber that Deshea had told him that Nkimdechi was coming to MSU.
I use the same barber as Troy Polomalu (we have similar hairstyles). My barber said that Polomalu was friends with Townsend from their days with the Steelers. Polomalu also is friends with the Nkimdechi family. Polomalu is obviously a Somalian name, as is Nkimdechi. Troy's dad and Robert Nkimdechi's dad lived on the same block in Mogadishu and used to play in the street and shoot RPG's at each other. They are old friends. Polomalu told my barber that Deshea had told him that Nkimdechi was coming to MSU.
I'm good friends with Robert. We unicycle together and have a vaudeville comedy show on the weekends. His mother, Roberta, and brother, Roberto, are like family to me. Trust me, his heart is set on quitting football and becoming a nun.