Bob Uecker
<font size="2" face="Arial">"The biggest thrill a ballplayer can have
is when your son takes after you. That happened when my Bobby was in his
championship Little League game. He really showed me something. Struck out three
times. Made an error that lost the game. Parents were throwing things at our car
and swearing at us as we drove off. Gosh, I was proud."
"People don't know this but I helped the
Cardinals win the pennant. I came down with hepatitis. The trainer injected me
with it."
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Afew more suggestions. Clu Haywood, Jack Parkman, Roger Dorn, or Rube Baker from Major League. The much hated Albert Belle, or the man that became famous for his stupid comments John Rocker.