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fun, tell your friend to ride it out. This too will pass. Life is a "slight momentary affliction." I bet your wife's friends husband is a good guy.

Well there calling for snow late Sunday. Already got the road sprayed down. Kids are out Monday anyway. Finishing up laundry.

Yes dear. Two important words.

Mav, you are a hard worker. Be kind to yourself. You deserve a break. FCC.
 
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Hey, did yall know that a break in the corneal epithelium will stain with fluorescein? That's the kind of cutting edge CE that I learned in the first week of optom school 25 years ago that I LOVE paying $75 per hour for.

Up next: jabbing a fork in your eye can adversely affect your visual acuity.
 

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@ Mav, the entire post. Even the uplifting note about Alive, loved Nando...Bo and Hope too!
 

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Originally posted by HeshimuBlu:


Nobody answered me on Bruce Jenner (I was being serious), does/will he stick with women (sexually) or men?
WEll, Blue, that's the question the whole wide world is waiting to have answered. I don't know. I think he's had a taste of the other side. Always pictured his wife giving it to him. He's a broken man searching for something. This will probably lead to the first transgendered celebrity incest sex tape.
 

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Originally posted by AustinTXCat:
UKGrad93: Sorry for your loss. Life sometimes seems so brutally unfair.
Same.

-Mav, thats funny. All married guys have been there.

-Funk, let us know the answer. I think women are just inherently...uhm...special? Its almost their job to making sure you are always busy, late, and aggravated. I think this is true love?

-Makes me think of fairy tales. When you are growing up, you are given all these fairy tales, the tooth fairy, santa claus, etc. Anyway, this day comes, and you learn they are not real. Part of growing up. However, you are always given these fairy tales of true love, knight in shinning armor, damsel, etc. However, they dont teach the true nature/value of relationships and marriage. Yet you grow up clinging onto this fairy tale notion of relationships and no one tells you that the ideal relationship is just a fairy tale/myth like santa claus. Unnerving really.

-I do love my marriage, but it took years to clear away the fantasy.
 

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Blu - I thought I read that Bruce will be sticking with women.

Mav - will your conference have a session on Iowa's Adam 'Poke you in the Eye' Woodburry?

55 -
at the German Shepherd Dog.

LEK - you are a wise man.

I have been watching the show Big Giant Swords on Discovery. It's a stupid show about Irish Mike and as the title impiles, he makes BIG GIANT swords. He had a similar take on young girls being into princesses & fairies.
 
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Originally posted by HeshimuBlu:

@ Mav, the entire post. Even the uplifting note about Alive, loved Nando...Bo and Hope too!
Haha Blu, c.'85-'95 Hope was one of my all-time dream babes. Post-2000 Hope needs some pizza and Dew.

i say Brucie starts smoking poles. Love her or hate her, Mama Kardashian is a babe, and you don't turn that away unless you wanna switch teams. Plus, his initials are "B.J.," so he's got a leg up on the process.
 

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This Tubman stuff pisses me off. In our legal system, you are innocent until proven guilty. Over the years with talk shows, we have twisted that around in people's heads. The police own you. They make you think everyone is guilty. Its garbage. The dude isnt getting charged. Hes innocent. Hate half the football board.
 
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Originally posted by UKGrad93:

Mav - will your conference have a session on Iowa's Adam 'Poke you in the Eye' Woodburry?
Haha, I'd prescribe Kareem/James Worthy goggles for all his future opponents.

LEK, brother you're absolutely right about the collapse of fairy tales. Last night was straight out of the Bros Grimm (shuddering violently from the memory)
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Blu...I have pretty much been going on the assumption that Jenner is going to make the complete switch and start hooking up with dudes. LMAO at whoever posted the celebrity transgender sex tape bit.


funky...your "friend's" name wouldn't happen to be Buddy would it? Always dresses in green and wears a funny looking hat?

93...sorry to hear about your brother's loss. I will keep him & his family and you in my prayers.

mav...hang in there, my friend. Sorry, wish i had something more profound and helpful to tell you...but that's all i got.
 

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I woke up and saw this headline today.. .It's so stupid I won't link it. I wish I could ignore this stuff.

Kentucky Court to Consider If Underage Sex Is a Crime
 

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Originally posted by Mashburned:


I woke up and saw this headline today.. .It's so stupid I won't link it. I wish I could ignore this stuff.


Kentucky Court to Consider If Underage Sex Is a Crime
About as stupid as the wife from the "Jake from State Farm" commercial who doesn't suspect that her husband is gay.
 

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Mav, it takes me about 45 seconds to read your posts. I stare at her tits for about 30 seconds, then read. Every post really.
 

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Originally posted by maverick1:
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That's hope is a good thing. At least so says Andy. If you ask Nando (from the feel-good hit movie "Alive") he'll say "what's so great about hope?" I'll tell you what's so great about her, she's got big hooters, or at least she did when her and Bo first hooked up in the mid 80s, now hope looks anorexic, so maybe Nando was write, I dunno. YAll be cool, I'll check in later.
Wow, sounds hectic. Have a safe trip, Mav.
 
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I'm at a lecture where the audience participates by anonymously answering multiple choice questions with an electronic pad, and I'm giving the worst possible answer available -- the lecturer keeps making wisecracks about my answers.

Simple things amuse simple minds.
 

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Originally posted by Willy4UK:
Originally posted by Mashburned:


I woke up and saw this headline today.. .It's so stupid I won't link it. I wish I could ignore this stuff.


Kentucky Court to Consider If Underage Sex Is a Crime
About as stupid as the wife from the "Jake from State Farm" commercial who doesn't suspect that her husband is gay.


I hear ya, bro, but I've also witnessed some really crazy ish, first-hand, out in SE KY. I'll shut up. As if EKY is not bashed enough around here.
 

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Originally posted by maverick1:
I'm at a lecture where the audience participates by anonymously answering multiple choice questions with an electronic pad, and I'm giving the worst possible answer available -- the lecturer keeps making wisecracks about my answers.

Simple things amuse simple minds.
I love doing stuff like that. We have a nerd meeting ..... I mean tech. coordinator meeting every month or so and they have an online q&a thing that's anonymous. I'm super professional around them, but act like I usually do on this board when I get a chance to be anonymous. I know which ones are my kind of people if they laugh. The rest can EAD.
 

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Originally posted by funKYcat75:
You're watching this. You won't look away
I love the internet.


Also, you guys should watch this. I swear, it almost brings a tear to your eye. Its behind the scene with the Team at LSU.




Cal
 

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So many good 10 hour videos'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sagg08DrO5U

Gandalf for 10 hours with sax guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fCgPMMH4vA

Hitler Gangnam Style for 10 hours.



Gandalf
 

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Originally posted by AustinTXCat:

Originally posted by Willy4UK:
About as stupid as the wife from the "Jake from State Farm" commercial who doesn't suspect that her husband is gay.


I hear ya, bro, but I've also witnessed some really crazy ish, first-hand, out in SE KY. I'll shut up. As if EKY is not bashed enough around here.
Austin- I swear that commercial makes me angry. I know I shouldn't get angry over a stupid commercial, but that commercial makes me angry.

No doubt in my mind that you've seen some ****. hahaha
 

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Originally posted by funKYcat75:
Playing Devil's Advocate for a second ...

He's a master manipulator, but this is going too far, in my opinion.

I am not comparing the two as coaches or human beings in general, but I'm sure we all remember that little jackass smirk that Gillispie would sport when the team was playing like crap. Is this that much different?

Fire away.
I think everyone who didn't like that move simply got Cal wrong o- its that simple, FTR I Loved IT!!!!

IMO he wasn't cheering FOR LSU to win, he was cheering for them to compete against his team, he was cheering b/c they smacked us in the teeth and I think in his mind he was thinking...

"OK now let's see how my boys respond"
or better yet , "Oh Oh, You all shouldn't have done that"

And obviously, the team responded EXACTLY as he wanted us to and did what they had to do to win. Excellent win in a massively hostile road environment. Proud of KAT esp., yet the entire team played fantastic and #9 is so fvcking close...I can smell it like a tray of Sister Shubert's at Mash's house with under 7 to go :)

Mash, FOR THE SANITY OF BBN GOING FORWARD, please, No MORE cooking, prepping, etc. of any type of rolls, buns, flat, yeasted, waffled, leavened/unleavened, soda'd, waffled -OR- even toasted UNTIL AFTER THE GAME IS WON
 

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Originally posted by Kaizer Sosay:
Blu...I have pretty much been going on the assumption that Jenner is going to make the complete switch and start hooking up with dudes. LMAO at whoever posted the celebrity transgender sex tape bit.
Mark Spitz > Jenner

- OK so I ventured over to my "fanpage" here and once again all it does is sends me into a redundant circular error of horrid coding by rivals and once again I am pissed off at this site, I mean, this is all rudimentary Online codee from the MF'n 1990s.

Willy, I need some help. How did you change your avatar? Since I can't login to my fanpage, I am at a loss.

- while I'm busy busting redass on Rivals I just have one Q, what kind of MB Does Not save their data, previous posts? That is THE MOST lowbnrow stunt I've ever heard of, what cheap-asses for NO DAMNED REASON. What Rivals, you trying to save on storage space? Give me MF'n strength, storage virtually costs nothing these days, so I'm not buying your BS here!!!~!...and I'd think it would be cool to have everything archived, don't you all??? I mean, all that we're going through, esp. this year and this team would be great to access years from now ya know>

Nope, 4 pages....GONE
 
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Remember kids, if your eyedoc prescribes a steroid drop called "Pred Forte," you have to shake it before use.

This dude has spent the past 15 minutes telling us you have to shake Pred Forte, a 50+ year old drug that every first year, hell, first WEEK, student knows about.
 
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Go, dude, mucho gracias for the DL pics. I've loved her deeply and spiritually for a long, long time. I would have married her but she never replied to any of my letters, calls, or emails.
 
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Originally posted by Kaizer Sosay:

Originally posted by gocatsdotuk:
Love me some Dianne Lane. But am I the only one who thinks that pic ^^^^^^^^^ looks a whole lot like Mandy Moore?
You are not alone. However, I love Mandy Moore too so it's ok.

Now a Diane Lane-Mandy Moore sandwich would be PRIMO indeed.
 

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Originally posted by maverick1:

Originally posted by funKYcat75:
You're watching this. You won't look away
Would (post-21 yo version, that is).
It felt like I was watching another 10-hour LEK video:)

btw I think I found my new profile photo, if I could figure out Rival's horrid code///should I?



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Originally posted by Kaizer Sosay:

Love me some Dianne Lane. But am I the only one who thinks that pic ^^^^^^^^^ looks a whole lot like Mandy Moore?
Kinda thought the same thing at first yet MM's doesn't come close to that body and ain't she 'bigger-boned'?
 

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Originally posted by maverick1:


Now a Diane Lane-Mandy Moore sandwich would be PRIMO indeed.
Wood. (spelling is correct)



gocats...i am in the same boat. I haven't been able to access my fan page for a long time. I merely assumed it was Rivals trying to beat me down again...as i am still the only poster on this site that doesn't have a fancy dotted line at the end of my posts.

I am not really worried about either situation...except for the fact that i will obviously need to change the monkey's 8 to a 9 at the end of this season. So they best get ish right by then.
 

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Avatar changes are done through the User Options up top, right below the words The Paddock. YWIA.
 

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Originally posted by funKYcat75:
Avatar changes are done through the User Options up top, right below the words The Paddock. YWIA.
You do realize that you will need to remind me of this fact in a couple of months after UK wins the title? I will have long forgotten by then. But thanks for the info.
 

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Originally posted by funKYcat75:
Avatar changes are done through the User Options up top, right below the words The Paddock. YWIA.
Thank you...never even realized it was there now. Didn't we used to access via the fanpage.
 
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